The Life Of A Cupcake
Poem Told From The Perspective Of A Cupcake
They put me in the oven to bake.
Me, a deprived and miserable cake.
Feeling the heat, I started to bubble.
Watching the others, I knew I was in trouble.
Rhyming Poems
Poems which Rhyme
Poetry that rhymes relays a message through the music of the spoken word. Their power is in their ability to get us caught up in the music so that we will let down our defenses and consider the message that the poem has to offer. Sometimes poets use rhyme as a tool to show the humor in the message they are trying to convey. Traditional poems are written in rhyme to help to add a musical element to a reading. A rhyming poem brings out the joy that can be had in appreciating the music in words.
Funny Rhyming Poems
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Featured Shared Story
I am a home baker and am prone to feeling overwhelmed when I am baking batches of 60+ cupcakes. This poem had me laughing so hard that now I will remember it every time I am baking cupcakes! :)
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Happy Trails To Cancer Shirt
To My Little Sister With Throat CancerIt was purchased just for you,
when you're happy or you're blue,
you can wear it on your head,
'round the house or in your bed,...Featured Shared StoryThat was beautiful. I wish no one had to go through cancer, but hope, and faith, as well as love will always seek a brighter day!
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Wind In The Pillows
Eating Too Many Beans Leads To Wild AdventureYou will not believe it when I tell you now
What happened last night, more importantly how.
My husband and I traveled right 'round the globe -
Missing
Poem About Funny SituationsI've hunted near, I've hunted far
I even looked inside my car.
I've lost my glasses, I'm in need,
To have them now so I can read....Featured Shared StoryOh my! How I relate; this happens so much!
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Englksh Is A Pane
Poem About The Inconsistencies Of English LanguageHear eye sit inn English class; the likelihood is that eye won't pass
An F on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
It's knot that eye haven't studied, often till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply can't get them writeFeatured Shared StoryVery clever and funny, but it kinda blows my mind reading through this at the same time! How on earth did I manage to learn this wonderful, confusing language?! I must be converting it into...
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Featured Shared Story
This is like when I first started poetry. I used to stay up all night on a single line!
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War Of The Words
Poem About How Strange And Wonderful Words AreOur English language? A curious thing!
Hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing,
Grocers don't groce and ushers don't ush,
And why is a rear called a toosh, not a tush?...Featured Shared StoryI don't know why but I laughed aloud at the end. This is a hilarious and cool poem.
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Mary And The Mouse
It started all so sweetly, Mary and the mouse
It took a while to realize she had company in the house
And Tess, she didn't worry
She didn't even care...Featured Shared StoryI was just wondering why she would go to Oz. Isn't Oz a magical world?
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Time
The question that is asked the most; we hear it everyday,
"What time Is it?" they want to know, and then they go away.
It's time for bed, it's time for work, or time to feed the fishes,
...Featured Shared StoryI think 'so many freckles past a hair' means a very short space/distance/time. Perhaps Erin Friedrichs could expand on this?
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Common Cold
Go hang yourself, you old M.D.!
You shall not sneer at me.
Pick up your hat and stethoscope,
Go wash your mouth with laundry soap;
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