They put me in the oven to bake.
Me, a deprived and miserable cake.
Feeling the heat, I started to bubble.
Watching the others, I knew I was in trouble.
Poems which Rhyme
Poetry that rhymes relays a message through the music of the spoken word. Their power is in their ability to get us caught up in the music so that we will let down our defenses and consider the message that the poem has to offer. Sometimes poets use rhyme as a tool to show the humor in the message they are trying to convey. Traditional poems are written in rhyme to help to add a musical element to a reading. A rhyming poem brings out the joy that can be had in appreciating the music in words.
Funny Rhyming Poems
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Poem Told From The Perspective Of A Cupcake
They put me in the oven to bake.Featured Shared Story
I am a home baker and am prone to feeling overwhelmed when I am baking batches of 60+ cupcakes. This poem had me laughing so hard that now I will remember it every time I am baking cupcakes! :)
To My Little Sister With Throat Cancer
It was purchased just for you,
when you're happy or you're blue,
you can wear it on your head,
'round the house or in your bed,...Featured Shared Story
That was beautiful. I wish no one had to go through cancer, but hope, and faith, as well as love will always seek a brighter day!
Poem About The Inconsistencies Of English Language
Hear eye sit inn English class; the likelihood is that eye won't pass
An F on my report card wood bee worse than swallowing glass
It's knot that eye haven't studied, often till late at knight
Butt the rules are sew confusing, eye simply can't get them writeFeatured Shared Story
Very clever and funny, but it kinda blows my mind reading through this at the same time! How on earth did I manage to learn this wonderful, confusing language?! I must be converting it into...
Poem About How Strange And Wonderful Words Are
Our English language? A curious thing!
Hammers don't ham and fingers don't fing,
Grocers don't groce and ushers don't ush,
And why is a rear called a toosh, not a tush?...Featured Shared Story
I don't know why but I laughed aloud at the end. This is a hilarious and cool poem.
The question that is asked the most; we hear it everyday,
"What time Is it?" they want to know, and then they go away.
It's time for bed, it's time for work, or time to feed the fishes,
...Featured Shared Story
I think 'so many freckles past a hair' means a very short space/distance/time. Perhaps Erin Friedrichs could expand on this?
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