Funny Poem for Kids

Poem About Teachers Being Human

People think teachers are not human, so I thought I would show that they are, being a teacher myself now. They don't sleep in cupboards. They have homes and families and bodily functions! Kids will appreciate the humour!

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ha ha love it. I'm doing it for speech assembly awesome!

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Today The Teacher Farted


Published: May 2014

Today the teacher farted.
It was an awful smell.
It was just like a rotting egg,
Straight from the depths of hell!

She tried to keep it secret
By sitting in a group.
But it was really obvious,
When she said, "Who did that poop?"

She screwed her bright, red face up
And blamed it all on Claire.
But later when I needed help,
The stench was round her chair!

She avoided my eye contact
And ticked my work in green.
But she knew that her body smells
Were foul and quite obscene.

I asked her what that smell was.
She said she'd not a clue.
I hope to God that eggy smell
Was fart and not a poo!

Today the teacher farted.
My word, what had she ate?
I'll always remember what she did,
And now I'm thirty eight!



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  • by Tracey B. Wilson
  • 2 weeks ago

Love this. I have never seen my five year old laugh as much as when I read him this. Priceless :-)

  • by June
  • 2 weeks ago

My 5 year old daughter loved this and has taken a copy into school. Just hope her teacher has a sense of humor!

  • by Sneha N Dhole
  • 4 months ago

I just laughed out loud! My father is a teacher. I hope he never tortured his students in this antic manner!

  • by Joe
  • 5 months ago

Really cool poem. I'm sure my teacher in high school would not lie about something like that!

  • by Marie Matheny
  • 8 months ago

Hilarious! Made me laugh. Well done. Thanks for sharing.

  • by Ismael
  • 1 year ago

I like it. It was funny, and it made mi laugh. I hope other people like the poem too.

  • by Oola Poo
  • 1 year ago

Hello, this poem was great! It made me laugh and nearly cry of laughter. Can I use this for an assembly?

  • by Sharon
  • 1 year ago

Haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Was researching poems about families for children to teach this term when I somehow came across this poem.
Thank you so much!

  • by Jennifer Dragonetti, Pleasant Valley, NY
  • 2 years ago

This poem is great!!!! I'm going to show this to my son who's in 3rd grade and having some issues with liking his teacher. I'm hoping this might warm him up and open his eyes to the fact that, as you said, teachers are human!! Thanks!!

  • by Phoebe
  • 3 years ago

ha ha love it. I'm doing it for speech assembly awesome!

  • by Naledi
  • 1 year ago

Wow, I love this poem. It is so funny. I even used it for an assembly. I will never forget this poem.

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