10 Commandments For A Husband

1- Thou shall love and cherish thy wife unconditionally
(Never judging her condition.)

2- Thou shall honor thy bills and credit cards.

3- Thou shall listen and communicate with thy wife
  (Without wearing earplugs)

4- Thou shall readily accept thy honey-dooooo list
(Except when thou feels lazy)

5- Thou shall eat all meals and smack thy lips in gratification.
(Never complaining about eating it two days in a row)

6- Thou shall not hog the pillows and blankets.

7- Thou shall share the T.V. and remote control during football season
( And thou shalt not complain)

8- Thou shall not be stingy with thy hugs and kisses.
(As that is where the heat comes from)

9- Thou shall not make wise cracks or mention thy wife's weight gain.
(Especially when her broad mind and narrow hips trade places)

10- Thou shall have compassion and understanding when thy wife stomps her feet and slams the door.
(Especially when thy wife is P-M-S-ing.)