Ladies Don’t Fart
“You are disgusting”
My wife says to me
When I passed some gas
While watching t.v.
“You are disgusting”
My wife says to me
When I passed some gas
While watching t.v.
The happiest day of my life
Was when I first laid eyes on you
For you were like a gift from God
An Angel sweet and beautiful
I want to tempt the hands of fate
Take you out on a lovely date
Act like a perfect gentleman
Be as romantic as I can
King Cocaine has come out smoking,
I've taken hit after hit.
It's plain to see he's not joking,
And it's obvious I should to quit.
I am an addict living one day at a time. I do not say I'm in recovery, cuz I don't want to jinx myself. When all my using, craving dreams and thoughts leave me forever, then I will say I'm...
in Romantic Valentine's Day Poems
My Valentine,
The sun wouldn't shine
If it weren't for your love.
From afar,
You always did the best you could
To make your children grow up good.
You always worked to make ends meet,
To give your children food to eat.
Beautiful tribute to your mom! You were blessed with a strong mom who taught you values. Your words remind me of my mom. I miss her every day. It will be 1 year next month since she left us...
My brother was always my best friend,
We would play sports and we'd just pretend.
I'd hit a homer, a goal he'd score,
You see I was Yaz and he was Orr.
in Romantic Valentine's Day Poems
For all the times I have hurt you,
All the times I didn't support you.
For all the times I failed to shine,
Darling, won't you be my Valentine?
in Son Poems
You came to the world,
On a God blessed night.
Your limbs were all there,
Your heart beat just right.
September Eleventh Two Thousand and One
The Big Apple awoke, a new day had begun.
The Statue of Liberty was standing so proud
As God and Freedom were singing out loud.
Whoa! This is an amazing poem. You're right, you never should've had a reason to write this, but I'm glad you did! It really warmed my heart. You are right about 9/11 banding America...