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A fun who am I poem. Guess what it's about! :)

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Oh, I hate guessing, but this poem made me could be a chocolate or maybe an ice cream!

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Who Am I?


Published by Family Friend Poems October 2011 with permission of the Author.

Who am I?
I am a surprise
I don't have eyes
I'm wrapped in plastic
I am fantastic
I could be red
But I'm not dead
I could be blue
Bluer than you
I could be pink
But I don't think
Make up your mind
I'm not hard to find
You could find me in a Milk Bar
Or eat me in the car
I do not walk
I do not talk
But most of all I don't taste like pork
I am not shy
I do not cry
I will never let out a wimpy sigh
I find myself covered in spit
Then fall into a bottomless pit
Serena Williams likes my taste
But doesn't like tomato paste
Do not be scared of me
All I want to be is free
I am very nice
I don't taste like rice
You can't cut me into a slice
I'm filled with sugar
But don't think I'm a booger
Do not fear
I don't taste like beer
But when I'm around everyone will cheer
People will stop
When they see me in the shop
You'll buy me five times over
Like I'm a four leaf clover
People say I rock
But I don't smell like a sock
You might say I'm food
But I'm never in a bad mood
I might ask Sam
Who I am
He might say "What?"
And tell me who I'm not.


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Has this poem touched you? Share your story!
  • Louis K by Louis K
  • 3 years ago

It is a Lolly-pop. I thought it was obvious because everything applied.

  • Joshua by Joshua
  • 4 years ago

I am 7 and from Ireland and I think it might be Jellies.

  • Oof by Oof
  • 6 years ago

I also think it's chocolate. Great poem. 10/10

  • Richelyn Cape by Richelyn Cape
  • 6 years ago

Oh, I hate guessing, but this poem made me could be a chocolate or maybe an ice cream!

  • Jim P by Jim P
  • 6 years ago

I think it is chocolate. This is a great poem.

  • Mrs B by Mrs B
  • 7 years ago

My class thinks that the answer may be Bubblegum. Please tell us.

  • Ms. White by Ms. White
  • 3 years ago

Hello! My class of 4th graders thinks the same thing. We also think it may be bubble gum or m&m's. Or even cotton candy. Please let us know the answer!

  • Gauri by Gauri
  • 9 years ago

I am kind of sure this poem is about M&Ms :)

  • Evaarii by Evaarii, Fiji
  • 10 years ago

Nice poem I love it. I kept on reading and laughing. Thanks for that Chazz

  • Alissa by Alissa, Ca
  • 11 years ago

This is an awesome poem but i still don't know what it's about! Someone, please tell me or I'm going to go crazy!

  • Darrel by Darrel, ZW
  • 11 years ago

I am 10, loved the poem and it is funny, but still can't figure out what you are!!! Please tell me.

  • Jayla by Jayla, NC
  • 11 years ago

This is so funny and a great thing for kids my age.
I used this for my school project but don't worry I gave you credit.
Keep up the good work Chazz
By Jayla (:

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