Funny Valentine's Day Poems

Funny Valentine's Day Poems

Cute Valentine's Day Poems

Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.

10 Funny Love Poems for Valentine's Day

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  1. Won't You?

    Barbara's eyes are blue as azure,
    But she is in love with Freddy.
    Karen's sweet, but Harry has her.
    Gentle Jane is going steady.

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  3. A Redneck Valentine's Day Poem

    • By Denise Scott
    • Published: February 2011

    Collards is green, yer eyes ain't blue
    I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.
    Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
    And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it.

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  4. Stuck On You

    You're sucrose, you're glucose,
    You're fructose and more,
    From your head to your feet...
    Which are stuck to the floor.

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    Featured Shared Story

    I love poems. I wish to be one of the best poem writer like you, sir.

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  6. Candy Love

    • By Terra Mobley
    • Published: February 2010

    Fly away with me, my dove
    To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow.
    Lay under the Milky Way with me,
    And lets gaze at the star burst together,

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  7. Someone I Know

    • By Lily V. Tran
    • Published: February 2006

    There's someone I know
    Who I really can't stand
    I wish he would bury his
    Head in the sand or

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    Featured Shared Story

    That's a cute story you have. I wish that was also my love story. heehee

  8. Valentine

    A wish for you
    on this Valentine's Day
    that you'll take time to laugh
    and maybe to play.

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  10. Be My Valentine

    • By Elver B
    • Published: February 2014

    Please be my valentine.
    I will open for you the door.
    I will take your coat for you.
    I will let you have the remote.

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    Beautiful poem. I love the way that he will do everything for her. It describes how a man is a gentleman and pulls out the chair and how young men should be nice around women and not hit them.

  11. Daddy, I Love You

    • By Claire Anderson
    • Published: September 2008

    Daddy, I love you
    For all that you do.

    I'll kiss you and hug you

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    Here is a poem from me to you. I love you. You love me too. On this Valentine's Day I wanna be with you, be with you. Hold me around your arms. I love you.

  12. You, The Exquisite Part Of Valentine's Day

    • By Kaya De Poetic
    • Published: February 2013

    Hearts are flying,
    Stars are aligned,
    So many valentine cards I will find
    On top of my desk

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  13. Valentine's Day

    • By Ashley Williams
    • Published: February 2011

    Valentine's Day is coming up, and I don't have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
    Almost every boy has asked me, everyone but Drew.
    Who is this Drew person, you say?
    Oh, only the boy I've been crushing on since the second grade!

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