Funny Valentine's Day Poems

Cute Valentine's Day Poems

Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.

6 Funny Love Poems for Valentine's Day

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1. Won't You?

Famous Poem
- By Shel Silverstein
Barbara's eyes are blue as azure,
But she is in love with Freddy.
Karen's sweet, but Harry has her.
Gentle Jane is going steady.

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2. Stuck On You
- By Kenneth J. Miller
- Published by Family Friend Poems October 2011 with permission of the Author.
You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.

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I love poems. I wish to be one of the best poem writer like you, sir.

3. A Redneck Valentine's Day Poem
- By Denise Scott
- Published by Family Friend Poems February 2011 with permission of the Author.
Collards is green, yer eyes ain't blue
I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.
Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it.

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4. Candy Love
- By Terra Mobley
- Published by Family Friend Poems February 2010 with permission of the Author.
Fly away with me, my dove
To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow.
Lay under the Milky Way with me,
And lets gaze at the star burst together,

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5. Valentine
- By Ted L Glines
- Published by Family Friend Poems February 2009 with permission of the Author.
Cute Card For A Happy Valentine's Day

A wish for you
on this Valentine's Day
that you'll take time to laugh
and maybe to play.

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6. Be My Valentine
- By Elver B
- Published by Family Friend Poems February 2014 with permission of the Author.
Valentine Poem For Friends

Please be my valentine.
I will open for you the door.
I will take your coat for you.
I will let you have the remote.

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Beautiful poem. I love the way that he will do everything for her. It describes how a man is a gentleman and pulls out the chair and how young men should be nice around women and not hit them.

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