Funny Valentine's Day Poems

Cute Valentine's Day Poems

Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.

Funny Love Poems for Valentine's Day

Advertisement

1 - 10 of 11

  1. A Redneck Valentine's Day Poem

    • By Denise Scott
    • Published: February 2011

    Collards is green, yer eyes ain't blue
    I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.
    Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
    And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it....

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Emailed 111
    • Favorited 1
    • Votes 222
    • Rating 4.23
  2. Advertisement

  3. Stuck On You

    You're sucrose, you're glucose,
    You're fructose and more,
    From your head to your feet...
    Which are stuck to the floor....

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 1
    • Emailed 81
    • Favorited 2
    • Votes 380
    • Rating 4.19
  4. Candy Love

    • By Terra Mobley
    • Published: February 2010

    Fly away with me my dove
    To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow
    Lay under the milky way with me
    And lets gaze at the star burst together...

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Emailed 79
    • Favorited 4
    • Votes 224
    • Rating 4.16
  5. Advertisement

  6. Valentines Day

    • By Ashley Williams
    • Published: February 2011

    Valentines Day is coming up, and I don't have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
    Almost every boy has asked me, every one but Drew.
    Who is this Drew person you say?
    Oh only the boy I've been crushing on since the second grade!...

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Emailed 17
    • Favorited 0
    • Votes 104
    • Rating 4.16
  7. Daddy I Love You

    • By Claire Anderson
    • Published: September 2008
    Valentines Day Poem For Dad

    Daddy, I love you
    For all that you do.

    I'll kiss you and hug you...

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 1
    • Emailed 52
    • Favorited 1
    • Votes 612
    • Rating 4.13
  8. Be My Valentine

    • By Elver B
    • Published: February 2014
    Valentine To Friend Poem

    Please be my valentine
    I will open for you the door
    I will take your coat for you
    I will let you have the remote...

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Emailed 57
    • Favorited 1
    • Votes 144
    • Rating 4.03
  9. Advertisement

    Advertisement

  10. You, The Exquisite Part Of Valentines Day

    • By Kaya De Poetic
    • Published: February 2013

    Hearts are flying,
    Stars are aligned,
    So many valentine cards I will find
    On top of my desk,...

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Emailed 18
    • Favorited 1
    • Votes 71
    • Rating 4.01
  11. Someone I Know

    • By Lily V. Tran
    • Published: February 2006
    Friend Or Foe

    There's someone I know
    Who I really can't stand
    I wish he would bury his
    Head in the sand or...

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 4
    • Emailed 66
    • Favorited 2
    • Votes 533
    • Rating 3.98
  12. I Have An Idea

    • By Jade Valentine
    • Published: February 2013
    I Don't Get Valentines Day

    I don't get valentines day,
    it's rather a pickle.
    I don't get why we fall in "Love" so hard,
    I say it's a set up,...

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Emailed 7
    • Favorited 2
    • Votes 62
    • Rating 3.85
  13. Won't You?

    Won't You? A Funny Valentine's Day Poem For Kids By Shel Silverstein

    Barbara's eyes are blue as azure,
    But she is in love with Freddy.
    Karen's sweet, but Harry has her.
    Gentle Jane is going steady.

    Read Complete Poem

    • Stories 0
    • Emailed 44
    • Favorited 1
    • Votes 139
    • Rating 3.71

1 - 10 of 11

Back to Top