A Redneck Valentine's Day Poem
Collards is green, yer eyes ain't blue
I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.
Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it....
Funny Valentine's Day Poems
Cute Valentine's Day Poems
Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.
Funny Love Poems for Valentine's Day
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Stuck On You
You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor....Featured Shared StoryLmao nice poem. Brought a smile to our faces.
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Candy Love
Fly away with me my dove
To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow
Lay under the milky way with me
And lets gaze at the star burst together... -
Valentines Day
Valentines Day is coming up, and I don't have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
Almost every boy has asked me, every one but Drew.
Who is this Drew person you say?
Oh only the boy I've been crushing on since the second grade!... -
Daddy I Love You
Valentines Day Poem For DadDaddy, I love you
For all that you do.
I'll kiss you and hug you...Featured Shared StoryHere is a poem from me to you. I love you. You love me too. On this Valentine's Day I wanna be with you, be with you. Hold me around your arms. I love you.
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Be My Valentine
Valentine To Friend PoemPlease be my valentine
I will open for you the door
I will take your coat for you
I will let you have the remote... -
You, The Exquisite Part Of Valentines Day
Hearts are flying,
Stars are aligned,
So many valentine cards I will find
On top of my desk,... -
Someone I Know
Friend Or FoeThere's someone I know
Who I really can't stand
I wish he would bury his
Head in the sand or...Featured Shared StoryThat's a cute story you have. I wish that was also my love story. heehee
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I Have An Idea
I Don't Get Valentines DayI don't get valentines day,
it's rather a pickle.
I don't get why we fall in "Love" so hard,
I say it's a set up,... -
Won't You?
Barbara's eyes are blue as azure,
But she is in love with Freddy.
Karen's sweet, but Harry has her.
Gentle Jane is going steady.
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