Funny Valentine's Day Poems

Cute Valentine's Day Poems

Sometimes you have feelings for someone but you're not sure if they feel the same way about you. To share your feelings straight out is scary and leaves you very vulnerable. On Valentine's Day, you may want to write a humorous poem, one that feels light and sweet, in order to find out whether they have feelings for you. In this way you won't get hurt if they not interested and you've shown that you are interested if they are. This is a safe way to make your feelings known without getting hurt.

Funny Love Poems for Valentine's Day

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Stuck On You
- By Kenneth J. Miller
- Published: October 2011
You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.

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Lmao nice poem. Brought a smile to our faces.

A Redneck Valentine's Day Poem
- By Denise Scott
- Published: February 2011
Collards is green, yer eyes ain't blue
I am so lucky to have a darlin' like you.
Ya kin strip a motor in just few minutes
And still have time to go hunt supper and even skin it.

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Candy Love
- By Terra Mobley
- Published: February 2010
Fly away with me, my dove
To a forbidden place where the skittles meet the rainbow.
Lay under the Milky Way with me,
And lets gaze at the star burst together,

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Won't You?
- By Shel Silverstein
Barbara's eyes are blue as azure,
But she is in love with Freddy.
Karen's sweet, but Harry has her.
Gentle Jane is going steady.

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Daddy, I Love You
- By Claire Anderson
- Published: September 2008
Valentine's Day Poem For Dad

Daddy, I love you
For all that you do.

I'll kiss you and hug you

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Here is a poem from me to you. I love you. You love me too. On this Valentine's Day I wanna be with you, be with you. Hold me around your arms. I love you.
Valentine's Day
- By Ashley Williams
- Published: February 2011
Valentine's Day is coming up, and I don't have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
Almost every boy has asked me, everyone but Drew.
Who is this Drew person, you say?
Oh, only the boy I've been crushing on since the second grade!

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You, The Exquisite Part Of Valentine's Day
- By Kaya De Poetic
- Published: February 2013
Hearts are flying,
Stars are aligned,
So many valentine cards I will find
On top of my desk

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Be My Valentine
- By Elver B
- Published: February 2014
Valentine To Friend Poem

Please be my valentine.
I will open for you the door.
I will take your coat for you.
I will let you have the remote.

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Beautiful poem. I love the way that he will do everything for her. It describes how a man is a gentleman and pulls out the chair and how young men should be nice around women and not hit them.
Someone I Know
- By Lily V. Tran
- Published: February 2006
Friend Or Foe

There's someone I know
Who I really can't stand
I wish he would bury his
Head in the sand or

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That's a cute story you have. I wish that was also my love story. heehee
I Have An Idea
- By Jade Valentine
- Published: February 2013
I Don't Get Valentine's Day

I don't get Valentine's day.
It's rather a pickle.
I don't get why we fall in "love" so hard.
I say it's a set up

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