Funny Valentine's Day Poem

I forgot to get my wife, Karen, a St. Valentines Day card, so I made this one up. It worked! She's still laughing.

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Lmao nice poem. Brought a smile to our faces.

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Stuck On You


Published: October 2011

You're sucrose, you're glucose,
You're fructose and more,
From your head to your feet...
Which are stuck to the floor.

You're Hershey's, you're Snickers,
You're sweet English Toffee.
If you spit in my cup,
You'll just sweeten my coffee.

I love you so much
That I'm getting frenetic,
But I can't even kiss you,
'cause I'm diabetic.

more by Kenneth J. Miller



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Lmao nice poem. Brought a smile to our faces.

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