Funny Friendship Poems
Funny Poems for Friends
The best kind of friends are the ones that you share good times with. A friend who can make you laugh is worth a handful who can't. So often we walk around with the weight of the world on our shoulders. Our bodies become tense and this is a cause for most illnesses. Having humor in your life is not just a matter of a good time, it's also a matter of living longer. Often when you have a friendship that has lasted a long time you continue to share memories of humorous interactions that you shared. This may be the glue that holds the friendship together.
9 Funny Friendship Poems - Funny Poems for Friends
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1. Friends
Rhyming Friends PoemWritten with a pen, sealed with a kiss,
If you are my friend, please answer me this:
Are we friends, or are we not?
You told me once, but I forgot.
So tell me now, and tell me true,
So I can say I'm here for you.
Of all the friends I've ever met,
You're the one I won't forget.
And if I die before you do,
I'll go to Heaven and wait for you,
I'll give the angels back their wings
And risk the loss of everything.
There isn't a thing I wouldn't do,
To have a friend just like you!Latest Shared StoryThis poem is really nice. It nicely describes what friendship is. My best friend will love this poem too. I'll show this to her. We've been friends for about 4 years now and there is nothing...
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2. Poem For A Friend
If I could write a poem,
I would write it just for you.
But I cannot write a poem,
So what am I to do?
If I could write a poem,
I would tell you lots of things,
Of love and happiness
and the joy your friendship brings.
But I cannot write a poem,
So you will never know
Just how much I love you,
And now I have to go!
Latest Shared StoryOn this special day, I wish you all the very best, all the joy you can ever have and may you be blessed abundantly today, tomorrow
and the days to come! May you have a fantastic day and many... -
3. Best Friends
Poem Promising To Love Friends Through EverythingI promise to love you
When your jokes are not funny.
I promise to love you
When you have no money.
I promise to love you
When you're sick and all snotty.
I promise to love you
When you're angry and grotty.
I promise to love you
When you're drunk and unruly.
I promise to love you
When you're hung over and drooly.
And I promise to love you
When you drive me 'round the bend.
I promise to love you
Because you are my best friend!Latest Shared StoryThis poem I sent to my boyfriend, as it is just perfect for me and him.
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4. The Cake Of Friendship
Ingredients Of Friendship PoemPreheat the oven of love
With plenty of secrets and hugs.
Mix in giggles and laughs
That make your sides split in half.
Bake with the love and care
And all the things you both should share.
Decorate with the frosting of trust;
This is really a must.
Enjoy the cake; do not eat it fast.
Just like your new friendship, make it last.Latest Shared StoryI love this poem because it wraps up my friendship with my best friend in one. I think it's the perfect poem for her birthday as it involves lots of cake!
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5. We Need Each Other
To see you upset and wanting to cry
makes me wanna die.
You're always there for me;
now I have to be there for you.
If I were a bee, you'd be the honey.
I'm the grass and you're the bunny.
I need you and you need me.
When I don't see you,
my heart is goo.
When my heart breaks,
you're the glue
that fixes the damage.
When I'm with you I'm on the edge,
the edge of glory.
You're the key to my joy.
If somebody treats you like a toy,
I'd help you,
and you'd help me.
We'll be friends
till the end.Latest Shared StoryMy best friend is about to leave Victoria and is going to New South Wales and every time I think about it I burst out in tears.
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6. You And I Are Friends
You and I are friends
You laugh, I laugh
You cry, I cry
You scream, I scream
You run, I run
You jump, I jump
You jump off a
bridge, I'm going to
miss you buddyLatest Shared StoryI like this poem. It reminds me of my best friend. Her name is Michele. I would do the same with her, except jumping off somewhere because we are both scared of heights just a little.
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7. Best Friends Are Angels, That God Sent Along
If someone asked what's a best friend?
I'd have to say someone who's there 'til the bitter end,
someone who listens when times get hard,
someone who'll tell you your fella's a jerk.
They'll always arrive in the nick of time
with chocolate and vodka
and a feel better line like, "You're too good for him anyway,"
because best friends are angels that God sent along.
She'll tell you you're stunning when you're looking fab
but will call you a hippo when you're flashing your flab.
She'll stand by your side and love all your kids.
She'll be your chief bridesmaid when you get married.
When you make the wrong choice
and she knew how it'd go,
she'll give you a cuddle and never say, "Told you so,"
so this is for you, my best friend in the world.
You're my rock,
you're my sanity.
Couldn't have wished for a better girl. -
8. Friendz
Opposites
I say yes and you say no
I say bye and you say hello
Butterflies fly and penguins swim
Professionals lie and adventures go on whim
If you go up I go down
An emo to a happy clown
Girlie girls pink and fat ones brown
Smiles right side up and frowns up side down
A rainbow to a black plain thing
A monotone to an opera sing
A rainy cloud to a sunny day
Bright colors and something gray
A beginning to an ending
A broken heart and then something mending -
9. Willis
A Cowboy And His HorseWillis the cowpoke rode into town
On his Old Jugs, just horsing around.
Down highway 26 he rode Old Jugs
To the local saloon for a few chug-a-lugs.
Tying to a flag pole, Old Jugs he did hitch.
Into the saloon, a thirst he did quench.
An officer steps up and warns with a frown,
"Get on your horse and ride out of town!"
The sheriff is coming not far behind.
Old Jugs to the shelter and Willis a fine,
So Willis, he jumps on Old Jugs and replies,
“Not my horse to the shelter, you will not take.
I'll ride him on home; no law will I break."
The sheriff steps up and says to dismount.
A test of sobriety we must have the count.
The charge was drunk driving while riding on Jugs.
A steep fine to pay for a few chug-a-lugs.
A riled up Willis spent the night in the tank
To pay for a charge he claimed not to make.
Down to the courthouse he'll saddle up and ride
To face his accusers with Old Jugs by his side.
But we all know when it's all said and done,
He'll saddle Old Jugs and ride into town for
A few chug-a-lugs.
Latest Shared StoryThese men get very well acquainted with their horses, their ole pals you might say, The clumping of horse hooves, the whinney demand for carrots and sugar cubes, the barn yard smell. kinda...
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