Humorous Poem

There is a pesky neighborhood cat that loves to annoy my dog. It is very comical and it drives my dog literally out of its mind. This is the inspiration behind this poem.

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That Pesky Neighbor Cat

Michael J. Malone © more by Michael J. Malone

Published by Family Friend Poems July 9, 2024 with permission of the Author.

I am your neighborhood cat you see
Destined to antagonize you as I please
Peering through your window hehe
Come here dog to bark to appease

You can't get me you canine disease
You're locked inside can't you see
I'll scratch at your window with ease
Ahhh does this irritate with my tease

Bark bark bark dog to try to appease
As I lick your window repeatedly hehe
Oh wait here is my backside to tease
I wave my tail just to further displease

Had enough you stupid canine disease
I'm your neighborhood cat I do as I please
Wait! was that the front door as I freeze
Chased down the street now I must flee



Not a lot to say here. I just enjoy writing as a means to mentally unwind. I also like to read what others have written and look for the meaning behind the words. Not just the meaning, but the emotions/feelings that are being communicated through the words.

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