Missing
Funny Situations
I've hunted near, I've hunted far
I even looked inside my car.
I've lost my glasses, I'm in need,
To have them now so I can read.
Short Funny Poems
Short and Cute Poems
The short poem is more challenging to write than a longer poem. It seeks to make every word count and mean exactly what is intended. A short poem has the added benefit of getting the message of poem through to the reader in a succinct way. There are many traditional styles of humorous short poems. The challenge is in getting your words into the proper number of syllables in each stanza. These poems have a technical element to them that contrast with the free flowing poems that are more common today.
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Featured Shared Story
Woah! This is a funny poem and I can relate to it. I've misplaced my glasses too, more times than I care to remember and when I eventually find them, I'd be like "Would you believe this?"....
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I Didn't Go To Church Today
I didn't go to church today,
I trust the Lord to understand.
The surf was swirling blue and white,
The children swirling on the sand. -
Doggy Heaven
All doggies go to heaven (or so I've been told).
They run and play along the streets of Gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight?
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight...Featured Shared StoryIt is nice. It describes humans as dogs, and obstacles, problems, etc. as cats (simply means heaven is peaceful).
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The Man In The Jar
I once knew a man who lived in a jar.
For a stranger sight you'd have to go far.
I asked him once why he lived in a jar.
He grimaced and said, how bizarre you are.Featured Shared StoryI LOVE strangeness, the bizarre, the absurd... thus, this is right up my bowling alley!
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When I'm Old
When I'm old and mankey,
I'll never use a hanky.
I'll wee on plants
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Tinkle, Tinkle Little Car
Tinkle, Tinkle little car
How I wonder what you are.
Leaking oil every day...Featured Shared StoryThis is funny. I like it. The best part is I can sing it to my sister because she won't know the difference between Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Car.
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Belly Button Magic
The Mystery Of A Belly ButtonOh my beloved belly button.
The squidgy ring in my midriff mutton.
Your mystery is such tricky stuff:
Why are you so full of fluff?Featured Shared StoryVery weird. Makes me think of my brothers writing poems, which is scary to think about.
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Descending Trousers
Oh, dear,
Oh, my gosh,
I hope that no one saw,
I wish that I could laugh,...Featured Shared StoryThis happens all the time where my school shirt unbuttons and I don't realize it and then I realize it and just hope that no one saw.
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Rain And Wind
Raindrops on this page
Wind blows my paper away
Oh crap! I need that...Featured Shared StoryThis was simply hilarious...never thought a mere 3 lines could make me laugh this hard!
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Mime Rhyme
A mime make a rhyme?
Sure a mime can make a rhyme,
But who would hear it?Featured Shared StoryI suppose it would be poetry in motion ... I like the idea!
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