The Three Little Pigs
The animal I really dig,
Above all others is the pig.
Pigs are noble. Pigs are clever,
Pigs are courteous. However,
Humorous Poems
Humorous poetry has been written for thousands of years. Many of us do not know that the nursery rhymes that we sang as kids were made up to convey information of a delicate political nature encoded in what sounds like a silly children's song. Living in the western world, we are lucky enough to be able (in some cases) to freely speak our minds. However, we cannot take for granted the medium of humor as a way to convey information that may be politically dangerous.
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Smart Phone - Dumb User
New Technology And Old PeopleMy new phone is "smart." I guess that I'm not.
Amazing what all this here smart phone has got.
TV and Weather and Internet, too.
There's just no limits to what it can do.Latest Shared StoryBeen there, done that with my grandparents, but they figure things out eventually with the help of their grandchildren.
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Dead Is Dead
Funny Poem About DeathWhen somebody dies, folks hardly ever say "dead."
They prefer "expired" or "departed" instead.
Most of the euphemisms don't do any harm,
Like "biting the dust" or "buying the farm."Latest Shared StoryVery fun. You know that god loves you for doing that.
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Requiem For Old Shoes
Poem About the Life of ShoesThey looked good, at first, together,
tight laced and polished smart,
but wear and tear destroyed them:
A tale to break your heart!...Latest Shared StoryLoved this poem. Very smart and funny too. Well done!
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The Horse Ride
Taking a romantic ride today,
We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted his tail
And we heard a roaring dragon!...Latest Shared StoryTo me this is the best poem I have read in a long time, so I am sending it to myself.
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Archemedes Was All Wet
Humorous Poem About Testing GoldKing Hero of old Syracuse had doubts that made him frown.
"Perhaps my goldsmith did not use pure gold to make the crown."
Since proof of mischief must be strong to put a thief in collar,
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Topsy Turvy Land
Poem About a Made Up LandTo see the land of Topsy-Turvy
I was very surprised
You will be in amazement
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Ripped Pants, Broken Heart
Humorous Poem About Ripping PantsI lived my life, I tried my best to follow all my dreams.
My great endeavors were forever bursting at the seams.
And though I tried to love what's mine, I failed and I confess
My bony knees made pants like these suffer much distressLatest Shared StoryThis is one of the best humor poems I have ever read!! I remember reciting the poem in a competition in grade seven. Not only did it win me first prize, it also got me a lot of praise....
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My Freaking Alarm
Waking Up In The MorningAs I lay cozy, all snug in my bed,
I enjoy the imagination inside my head
Until I hear racket beside my bed.
It's my 5:00 alarm!Latest Shared StoryIt happens so much. I can't count how many times it has happened to me.
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The Car
Funny Poem About Not Understanding Your MechanicI was heading south to the city's biggest shopping center
To get a steak and other things that I could eat for dinner.
Then I noticed, luckily, I was nearly out of gas.
So, I headed for the Stall-Mart store out near the overpass....Latest Shared StoryPoem was quite good and impressive but it did not have a proper end.
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