When I'm Old
When I'm old and mankey,
I'll never use a hanky.
I'll wee on plants
and soil my pants
A limerick is a short and fun five-line poem with a distinctive rhythm. The first, second and fifth lines are longer than the third and fourth lines. The rhyming pattern is AABBA. The longer A lines rhyme with each other and the shorter B lines rhyme with each other.
When I'm old and mankey,
I'll never use a hanky.
I'll wee on plants
and soil my pants
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Why do we have homework after school?
This is so uncool.
I so want to cry
I want to deny
This is very funny and true. Nice poem. Keep it up!
There once was a fish who could talk.
He wanted to learn how to walk.
He got out from the sea,
Fell right onto me,
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If ice cream could be grown on the tree top,
Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.
Any fruit flavour
For all to savour.
Thank you for the congratulations on my winning the Summer Poetry Contest, Brother John. Winning was an unexpected surprise. To my mind, all of the entries were worthy winners. Yours I...
There was an Old Man with a beard,
Who said, 'It is just as I feared!
Two Owls and a Hen,
Four Larks and a Wren,
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My dog is quite hip
Except when he takes a dip.
He looks like a fool
when he jumps in the pool
I thought the same about the poem. The dog in the pool is very cool.
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A wonderful bird is the pelican,
His bill will hold more than his belican,
He can take in his beak
Enough food for a week
Oh, I wish that I had a green thumb.
All my houseplants are looking quite glum.
I never can tell
Why they're looking unwell
Greetings, fellow Aussie! Yes, "the care we inflict"....well put. Thanks, Raelene, for the kind feedback.
There's a lady in each of our lives
Who endured all the lows and the highs
That her children went through
Like the mumps or the flu
This is a poem almost everyone can relate to. I thank you for making this. I read this to my mom for Mother's Day, and she teared up a little!
There once was a man from Greece
He was incredibly obese
He rolled round the world
crushing all boys and girls