Funny Love Poem

This humorous poem makes the reader think one thing, but the ending reveals something completely different.

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That is adorable! At first I was like, oooooh, hope it doesn't get too graphic. But it was so interesting. I read it to my husband and we laughed and laughed. Good writing. Jac Judy Campbell

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A Night With My Lady

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Published: October 2008

Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night
I pick her up and hold her steady
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

I run one hand up her long neck
Just touching her makes me euphoric
Across her body, my right hand goes
I've been practicing, believe me, it shows.

Her body glistens in the light
I urge to play with her all night.
I pick her up and hold her steady,
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

Another deep breath, the tension mounts.
Have to stay focused, every moment counts.
I am ready; let's get movin'.
Here it goes, we both start groovin'.

Her body glistens in the light.
I urge to play with her all night.
I pick her up and hold her steady,
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

I start out slow to get in the swing.
As I do, she starts to sing.
The sounds and feelings grow more immense.
The movements become more intense.

Her body glistens in the light.
I urge to play with her all night.
I pick her up and hold her steady.
Take a deep breath, we both are ready.

She screams and screams, while I am gropin'.
My heart stops as I see the door open.
My mom walks in and with a frown
Says, "Your guitar is too loud, please turn it down."

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  • Bryson Lukoe by Bryson Lukoe
  • 2 months ago

Awesome, indeed. I was impressed by the words, the creativity in it, and the story behind it.

That is adorable! At first I was like, oooooh, hope it doesn't get too graphic. But it was so interesting. I read it to my husband and we laughed and laughed. Good writing.
Jac Judy Campbell

  • Honey by Honey, Appopka
  • 4 years ago

When I first started reading this poem I was laughing and then I got a little creeped out. But when I got to the end I was laughing so hard, my headphones came out of my ears.

  • Mary Holland by Mary Holland
  • 8 months ago

My mind was definitely in the gutter till the last line, and then I laughed so hard.

  • Marie Adams by Marie Adams, Maryland
  • 5 years ago

I laughed so hard my mind was in the wrong place.

  • Ester by Ester
  • 5 years ago

I thought this was funny, I was thinking all wrong and it was funny how it finished I couldn't stop laughing

  • Lilith Anne Smith by Lilith Anne Smith
  • 6 years ago

haha awesome! I was searching funny love poems for a project for my students and I came across this, I loved it. Much creativity was placed here and the dirtiest minds will always assume dirty things until the very end.

  • Bilbo Baggins by Bilbo Baggins
  • 6 years ago

sooo dirty I thought this was family friendly!!!!! ohhh wait

  • Shvanie Baby by Shvanie Baby
  • 8 years ago

I loved this poem!!! I took it into school and everyone thought it was dirty until the end!!!! It is my favorite poem!!!

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