Funny Valentine's Day Poem

The poem is about a girl wanting her crush to ask her to be his valentine. Almost every boy has asked her, everyone but her crush. Will he end up asking? Read to find out.

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Valentine's Day


Published by Family Friend Poems February 2011 with permission of the author.

Valentine's Day is coming up, and I don't have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
Almost every boy has asked me, everyone but Drew.
Who is this Drew person, you say?
Oh, only the boy I've been crushing on since the second grade!
He's funny, sweet and also very smart.
The rest of the boys are just mean, obnoxious, and think it's funny to fart.
Well, why hasn't he asked me? Is it something I said?
Maybe it's my breath; I should have never eaten that garlic bread.
But wait, here comes Drew, walking down the hall, and O-M-G was it my name he just called?
He's walking my way; has my day come at last?
But Drew keeps walking and walking till my locker and I he passed.
Well, what a bummer; all he did was smile.
Well, that's the most I've ever gotten from him in a while.
So I open my locker, about to start heading for class.
But I notice something, another Valentine's card.
I hope this one's the last.
I don't even want to read it because Valentine's Day is coming up,
And I don't have a valentine, so now what shall I do?
"Will you be my Valentine?" reads the card, signed from Drew.


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