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Funny Poem About Santa

I always loved to write deep, dark and beautiful stories; so I guess this poem brings out a funnier yet still disturbing side of me. I hope you like it (:

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This is an interesting take on Jolly Old Saint Nick. Well Done :) I personally like "This guys crazy he carries mace". Haha. Don't be ashamed for your dark twist to beautiful stories it's...

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The Nightmare Before Christmas

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Published: November 2011

Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.

He ate all my cookies,
Drank all my milk;

He had heavy boots,
And a coat made of silk.

Over his back he carried the toys;
Some of them, a lot of them, even made noise.

He smelled like fresh, tobacco smoke;
He gave my favorite tree an irritated poke.

A grumpy look came upon his face;
This guy is crazy, and I bet he carries mace.

He reached into his bag, so I thought for gold,
But out he pulled, a big lump of coal.

With an angry look, he set it down with ease;
Then walked up to my chimney, and gave his nose a squeeze.

I'll never forget the obese man in red;
I'll hate him forever, until the day I am dead.

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  • by And. Engalnd
  • 6 years ago

This is an interesting take on Jolly Old Saint Nick. Well Done :) I personally like "This guys crazy he carries mace". Haha. Don't be ashamed for your dark twist to beautiful stories it's what makes you unique and remember the original Fairy Tales by the Brothers Grimm were dark and beautiful they had a balance as do you :). Please do keep on writing.

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