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A funny poem about dogs that might not be appreciated by cat-lovers.

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It is nice. It describes humans as dogs, and obstacles, problems, etc. as cats (simply means heaven is peaceful).

Doggy Heaven

Published by Family Friend Poems May 2014 with permission of the author.

All doggies go to heaven (or so I've been told).
They run and play along the streets of gold.
Why is heaven such a doggie-delight?
Why, because there's not a single cat in sight!

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by HOSwrites
2 years ago

I take it you're a dog person. Well, I am too. However, I can't say that cats won't be in heaven too.

by Michael Chinke
3 years ago

I loved the poem because it helps people feel happy if their dog is dead.

by Lilap
5 years ago

I love dogs, so this is the best poem there! They are amazing.

by Amani Reynolds
6 years ago

I love poems. They are special to me. Love them so much.

by Nensock Ritkang
6 years ago

It is nice. It describes humans as dogs, and obstacles, problems, etc. as cats (simply means heaven is peaceful).

by Lilly
6 years ago

Haha I personally like cats, but I love your poem! My cat is scraped of all dogs, so I'm sure kitty heaven is the same, yet opposite. Or maybe cats go with their owners, because heaven won't take dogs!
I love the poem though, it's very cute!

by Darius
9 years ago

Yes this poem was funny, because it describe humans as dog which gives sense of humor.

by Daniel
6 years ago

That's called personification, and I liked the poem, too.