Short Funny Poem

Funny Situations

I often make up poems whilst I am asleep, how this happens, I am not sure. I just dream them up then as soon as I wake in the morning I have to write them down. This is one of them.

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Woah! This is a funny poem and I can relate to it. I've misplaced my glasses too, more times than I care to remember and when I eventually find them, I'd be like "Would you believe this?"....

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Published: May 2014

I've hunted near, I've hunted far
I even looked inside my car.
I've lost my glasses, I'm in need,
To have them now so I can read.
I loudly swear and I curse
Did I leave them in my purse?
Are they behind the sofa, under the bed?
Oh there they are - on my head!

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  • by Abimbola T. Alabi
  • 3 months ago

Woah! This is a funny poem and I can relate to it. I've misplaced my glasses too, more times than I care to remember and when I eventually find them, I'd be like "Would you believe this?". It's often right under my nose! Amuses me a great deal. I do joke at home that if only my glasses had a line so I can just ring when it's missing, then get it wherever it is.

  • by SirensTears
  • 1 year ago

Oh my! How I relate; this happens so much!

  • by Hhhdhdk Ijhdgedf Kjfhdghf
  • 2 weeks ago

It happened to me with my hat also. I looked in mirror and saw it on my head.

  • by Frances J. Moyle
  • 1 year ago

Oh, how I relate to this poem! I lose my specs daily, search frantically, then as I pass a mirror I spot them sitting smugly on my head. Why don't I look there first?!!

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