My Brother Can Eat
Funny Poem About Eating A Lot
My brother can eat.
Hide your fruits,
Hide your snacks,
Hide all your treats.
Funny Poems for Kids
Funny Children's Poetry
Sometimes children with their fresh eyes looking at the world may be able to see that which an adults eyes pass over. There are many sayings to express this sentiment. One is, "out of the mouths of babes", another coined by a television show is, "kids say the darndest things". We recognize that as adults we have become jaded. We may miss hilarious ironies about the world that our children have to point out to us. If I had to take a guess, I would say that children are in the world for just this purpose.
Cute Poems for Children
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Musings Of A Three-Year-Old
The World Through The Eyes Of A PreschoolerHow tiring it is
To be three years old.
Sit here, eat that,
Be constantly told. -
Cow In My Soup
A Child's Imagination While EatingMy mom said, "Eat all your soup,
every piece of chicken and every noodle."
But there's a cow in my soup.
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Night Noises
My parents' bedroom is far from mine, so I have to wonder
What the noise is every night that sounds a lot like thunder.
We don't live near the seashore, but almost every morn
I'm wakened by a noise that sounds like a fog horn.Featured Shared StoryThe writer has given a humorous touch to a common incident found in many a home. Mother's lighthearted comment, "I don't mind; it's really a godsend" makes the idea more effective.
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Boisterous Joe!
Limerick About Having Fun In The SnowThere was a boisterous boy called Joe
Who loved to play in the fresh falling snow.
He went sledging one day
On his wild husky powered sleigh, -
Candy Tree Shops
Limericks Poems For Kids About SweetsIf ice cream could be grown on the tree top,
Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.
Any fruit flavour
For all to savour.Featured Shared StoryThank you for the congratulations on my winning the Summer Poetry Contest, Brother John. Winning was an unexpected surprise. To my mind, all of the entries were worthy winners. Yours I...
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Summer Camp Souvenirs
A Humorous Tale Of Attending Summer CampWhen I got home from camp today,
My parents almost died.
They asked me how I got this way,
And here's what I replied:Featured Shared StoryIt is really a beautiful poem which blends childhood imagination, narration, and joyful experiences.
"It is some terrific summer camp,
The coolest one around." -
Sweet Treat Dream
Dreaming Of A Chocolate WorldIf my world were made of chocolate,
I know what I would do.
I'd make a chocolate mountain
And share it all with you.Featured Shared StoryWow, I like this poem. It's wonderful, lovely, sweet, amazing. It's really nice. Thank you for the poem.
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Grandad Can't See His Feet
Funny Poem About Grandad Getting FatGranddad's got new glasses,
But he still can't see his feet.
No, his eyes are not the problem.
It's the amount of food he eats.Featured Shared StoryGrandma may be splittin hairs
to call Grandpa rotund,
but I believe she's got it right
as he weighs in at a quarter ton!
And just between you and me
and the lamppost on the... -
My Kitty
Watching A Kitten HuntI once had a kitty
who had stripes in her fur.
I could pet her and brush her,
and boy could she purr.Featured Shared StoryThank you, Brittany, for taking the time to comment on my poem. You were to kind with your words. I hope this poem brought a smile to your heart. -God Bless-
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