Funny Poems for Kids

Funny Children's Poetry

Sometimes children with their fresh eyes looking at the world may be able to see that which an adults eyes pass over. There are many sayings to express this sentiment. One is, "out of the mouths of babes", another coined by a television show is, "kids say the darndest things". We recognize that as adults we have become jaded. We may miss hilarious ironies about the world that our children have to point out to us. If I had to take a guess, I would say that children are in the world for just this purpose.

Cute Poems for Children

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  1. My Imaginary Friend

    I have lots of friends, but there is a special one,
    With whom I play the most – we have so much fun.
    He never argues, and I’ve never heard him whine;
    He always thinks that my suggestions are perfectly fine.

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  3. Exclamation!

    I have a strange addiction,
    It often sets off sparks!
    I really cannot seem to stop,
    Using exclamation marks!

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  4. I Hate Peanut Butter

    A Distaste For Peanut Butter

    These words I say without a stutter:
    I hate the taste of peanut butter!
    In Reese's chocolate it may stay
    But keep the butter far away.

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    My 11-year-old son recited this poem at his classical school, The Classical Academy, this past month. He has peanut allergies, so it was fitting that he chose your poem to recite. He recited...

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  6. Springy Sidewalk

    The people outside on the sidewalk
    can’t seem to remain on the ground.
    They’re jumping and hopping and springing,
    and generally bouncing around.

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  7. Harvey The Hippo

    Limerick About A Hippo

    Harvey is a huge hippopotamus
    Who bathes in a bay that is bottomless
    HIs mouth is as large
    As a riverboat barge

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    Hi Rita, thanks for the kind words about Harvey the Hippo. I've got about 20 otherr poems like Harvey. I can also furnish an illustrator. You go ahead and find a publisher, and we can be...

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  8. A Cow And A Rooster Went Dancing

    Animals Having Fun On The Farm

    A cow and a rooster went dancing
    One night by the light of the moon.
    They'd arranged to meet in the barnyard
    With the crickets providing the tune.

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    Oh what fun, what a barnyard dance. Wonderful lively poetry, great literary imagery.
    I really enjoyed the read and just know children will absolutely love this fabulous poem.

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  10. I Like Reading

    I like reading in my bed
    I like reading on my chair
    I like reading in the garden
    I like reading everywhere

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  11. Milly-Rose

    • By Margaret A. Savage
    • Published: July 2, 2020
    An Eccentric Teacher

    Milly-Rose has a long hairy nose
    that would consistently wiggle and twitch.
    The kids would giggle every time it wiggled
    and believed she was a silly old witch.

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  12. I Hate Brussels Sprouts!

    Trying To Get Out Of Eating Brussels Sprouts

    I know that stink! I have no doubts
    That Mom has cooked up Brussels sprouts.
    Of all the things that I despise,
    The Brussels sprout would take first prize.

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  13. The Sugar-Plum Tree

    Have you ever heard of the Sugar-Plum Tree?
    'Tis a marvel of great renown!
    It blooms on the shore of the Lollypop sea
    In the garden of Shut-Eye Town;

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