Sneezles
Christopher Robin
Had wheezles
And sneezles,
They bundled him
Funny Poems for Kids - Page 2
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Featured Shared Story
I wake up this morning, my 90-year-old body feeling well as it casually recites the Sneezles poem in the back of my mind. I have done so many other times! My four grown children are now...
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My mother loved this poem and often used to recite it, right up until just before she died at age 94. So it is special to me, as well.
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Being Brave At Night
The other night 'bout two o'clock, or maybe it was three,
An elephant with shining tusks came chasing after me.
His trunk was wavin' in the air an' spoutin' jets of steam
An' he was out to eat me up, but still I didn't screamFeatured Shared StoryThis is truly a great poem describing the vivid imagination of children, and it does seem that children have an even deeper imagination when it comes to bedtime! I think this is a great poem...
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Messy Room
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
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My Next Door Neighbor Is A Witch
My next door neighbor is a witch,
And she lives way down in a ditch.
Her clothing is a little strange,
Because she never wants to change.Featured Shared StoryI REALLY GOT SCARED OMG but YES this poem is really so so so funny.
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Sleepy
The Peculiar Nature Of SleepThere is this funny guy I know.
Sleepy by name and sneaky as can be.
I never know where he comes from,
Only that he creeps up on me.Featured Shared StoryIt is a very simple poem highlighting the importance of sleep. Sleep is an integral part of human behavior. Without it, everything becomes useless. Good health can't be achieved without...
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Who Nose?
A Funny Poem About NosesSome are as long as hoses
You buy at a garden store.
Mine can be used to smell roses
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My Shadow
I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me,
And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed. -
Granddad's Got Hair
Growing Old And Going BaldGranddad's got hair on his fingers,
Hair on his toes,
Hair in his ears,
Hair up his nose. -
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Oh, I hate guessing, but this poem made me smile...you could be a chocolate or maybe an ice cream!
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