Halfway Down
Halfway down the stairs
Is a stair
Where I sit.
There isn't any
Funny Poems for Kids - Page 2
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Featured Shared Story
My mother loved this poem and often used to recite it, right up until just before she died at age 94. So it is special to me, as well.
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My Next Door Neighbor Is A Witch
My next door neighbor is a witch,
And she lives way down in a ditch.
Her clothing is a little strange,
Because she never wants to change.Featured Shared StoryI REALLY GOT SCARED OMG but YES this poem is really so so so funny.
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My Shadow
I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me,
And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed. -
The Boy Who Didn't Like Ice Cream
Funny Poem About Trying New FoodsA boy who didn't like ice cream?
That almost seems like a crime!
This is the story of Logan
And about trying foods more than one time.Featured Shared StoryI love this poem! I think this is so true- my niece used to hate broccoli, then tried it again and liked it. If you don't think you like something, try it again anyway: you might find your...
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Little Boy Blue
Funny Poem About Sneezing During A Read AloudPlease cover your nose.
You sneezed on Miss Muffet
and ruined her clothes.
You sprayed Mother HubbardFeatured Shared StoryThe poem gives a good lesson how to behave while you are sneezing.
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A Day Out To Remember
Fun Poem For Kids About A Trip To The ZooToday we're going to the zoo.
I'm psyched, I'm zinged, I'm Scooby Doo.
My shoes are on, my scarf, my hat.
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Cow In My Soup
A Child's Imagination While EatingMy mom said, "Eat all your soup,
every piece of chicken and every noodle."
But there's a cow in my soup.
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Grandad Can't See His Feet
Funny Poem About Grandad Getting FatGranddad's got new glasses,
But he still can't see his feet.
No, his eyes are not the problem.
It's the amount of food he eats.Featured Shared StoryGrandma may be splittin hairs
to call Grandpa rotund,
but I believe she's got it right
as he weighs in at a quarter ton!
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Today The Teacher Farted
Poem About Teachers Being HumanToday the teacher farted.
It was an awful smell.
It was just like a rotting egg,
Straight from the depths of hell!Featured Shared StoryHaven't laughed that hard in a long time. Was researching poems about families for children to teach this term when I somehow came across this poem.
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My Shadow
Thoughts About ShadowsI quite often look at my shadow.
I like how it follows me round
And does all the same things that I do
Without ever making a sound.
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