Sneezles
Christopher Robin
Had wheezles
And sneezles,
They bundled him
Funny Poems for Kids - Page 2
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Featured Shared Story
I wake up this morning, my 90-year-old body feeling well as it casually recites the Sneezles poem in the back of my mind. I have done so many other times! My four grown children are now...
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Featured Shared Story
My mother loved this poem and often used to recite it, right up until just before she died at age 94. So it is special to me, as well.
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Messy Room
Whosever room this is should be ashamed!
His underwear is hanging on the lamp.
His raincoat is there in the overstuffed chair,
And the chair is becoming quite mucky and damp. -
Reflection
A Child's Game On Washing DishesI’ve heard mum say, and often too,
That washing up’s a bore.
Why she’d often give me tuppence
Just to do that dreadful chore. -
Who Nose?
A Funny Poem About NosesSome are as long as hoses
You buy at a garden store.
Mine can be used to smell roses
From a couple of miles or more. -
Sleepy
The Peculiar Nature Of SleepThere is this funny guy I know.
Sleepy by name and sneaky as can be.
I never know where he comes from,
Only that he creeps up on me.Featured Shared StoryIt is a very simple poem highlighting the importance of sleep. Sleep is an integral part of human behavior. Without it, everything becomes useless. Good health can't be achieved without...
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My Next Door Neighbor Is A Witch
My next door neighbor is a witch,
And she lives way down in a ditch.
Her clothing is a little strange,
Because she never wants to change.Featured Shared StoryI REALLY GOT SCARED OMG but YES this poem is really so so so funny.
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My Shadow
I have a little shadow that goes in and out with me,
And what can be the use of him is more than I can see.
He is very, very like me from the heels up to the head;
And I see him jump before me, when I jump into my bed. -
The Centipede
I'm glad I'm not a real boy
With proper feet like you.
Imagine if I had to put
A foot in every shoe. -
If I Were King
I often wish I were a King,
And then I could do anything.
If only I were King of Spain,
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