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  1. 21. My Bed Is A Boat

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    My bed is like a little boat;
    Nurse helps me in when I embark;
    She girds me in my sailor's coat
    And starts me in the dark.

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  3. 22. Today The Teacher Farted

    • By Emma Briody
    • Published by Family Friend Poems May 2014 with permission of the Author.

    Today the teacher farted.
    It was an awful smell.
    It was just like a rotting egg,
    Straight from the depths of hell!

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    Haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Was researching poems about families for children to teach this term when I somehow came across this poem.
    Thank you so much!

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  5. 23. If I Were King

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    I often wish I were a King,
    And then I could do anything.

    If only I were King of Spain,

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  6. 24. I Hate Brussels Sprouts!

    I know that stink! I have no doubts
    That Mom has cooked up Brussels sprouts.
    Of all the things that I despise,
    The Brussels sprout would take first prize.

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  7. 25. Musings Of A Three-Year-Old

    • By Nida Mathew
    • Published by Family Friend Poems February 2020 with permission of the Author.

    How tiring it is
    To be three years old.
    Sit here, eat that,
    Be constantly told.

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  8. 26. Grandad Can't See His Feet

    • By Graham Craven
    • Published by Family Friend Poems April 2019 with permission of the Author.

    Granddad's got new glasses,
    But he still can't see his feet.
    No, his eyes are not the problem.
    It's the amount of food he eats.

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    Grandma may be splittin hairs
    to call Grandpa rotund,
    but I believe she's got it right
    as he weighs in at a quarter ton!

    And just between you and me
    and the lamppost on the...

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  9. 27. The Sugar-Plum Tree

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    Have you ever heard of the Sugar-Plum Tree?
    'Tis a marvel of great renown!
    It blooms on the shore of the Lollypop sea
    In the garden of Shut-Eye Town;

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  10. 28. Sweet Treat Dream

    • By Gillian M. Ward
    • Published by Family Friend Poems May 2019 with permission of the Author.

    If my world were made of chocolate,
    I know what I would do.
    I'd make a chocolate mountain
    And share it all with you.

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    This lovely poem is very enjoyable and resembles one I made about candy land.

  11. 29. Harvey The Hippo

    • By Alan Balter
    • Published by Family Friend Poems July 2021 with permission of the Author.

    Harvey is a huge hippopotamus
    Who bathes in a bay that is bottomless
    HIs mouth is as large
    As a riverboat barge

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    I enjoyed the quality presentation of the hippo story. The rhyme style was very skilled, and there was care for rhythm while telling a coherent and entertaining tale.

  12. 30. I Hate Peanut Butter

    • By Innarenko
    • Published by Family Friend Poems September 2021 with permission of the Author.

    These words I say without a stutter:
    I hate the taste of peanut butter!
    In Reese's chocolate it may stay
    But keep the butter far away.

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    My 11-year-old son recited this poem at his classical school, The Classical Academy, this past month. He has peanut allergies, so it was fitting that he chose your poem to recite. He recited...

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  13. 31. My Kitty

    • By Debra L. Brown
    • Published by Family Friend Poems January 2019 with permission of the Author.

    I once had a kitty
    who had stripes in her fur.
    I could pet her and brush her,
    and boy could she purr.

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    Thank you, Brittany, for taking the time to comment on my poem. You were to kind with your words. I hope this poem brought a smile to your heart. -God Bless-

  14. 32. My Shadow

    I quite often look at my shadow.
    I like how it follows me round
    And does all the same things that I do
    Without ever making a sound.

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  15. 33. Who Nose?

    • By Alan Balter
    • Published by Family Friend Poems October 2017 with permission of the Author.

    Some are as long as hoses
    You buy at a garden store.
    Mine can be used to smell roses
    From a couple of miles or more.

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    I think children will like the poem. It's funny. You must have a lot of imagination to write such a poem. I like it!

  16. 34. The Thing!

    I once set out to make a fiend,
    A gruesome thing that no one's seen.
    A massive gore of teeth and claws
    With sixteen eyes and monster paws.

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    It's like the story of Frankenstein. The rhyme is very fantastic and word choice is pleasing to the atmosphere of the poem. The ending is very dramatic; that seems to me the best part of...

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  17. 35. My Brother Can Eat

    • By Ray S. Gordon Jr
    • Published by Family Friend Poems February 2020 with permission of the Author.

    My brother can eat.
    Hide your fruits,
    Hide your snacks,
    Hide all your treats.

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  18. 36. My Imaginary Friend

    I have lots of friends, but there is a special one,
    With whom I play the most – we have so much fun.
    He never argues, and I’ve never heard him whine;
    He always thinks that my suggestions are perfectly fine.

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  19. 37. Reflection

    • By May Fenn
    • Published by Family Friend Poems December 2018 with permission of the Author.

    I’ve heard mum say, and often too,
    That washing up’s a bore.
    Why she’d often give me tuppence
    Just to do that dreadful chore.

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    We had a large garden around our house. In the morning we found it covered with leaves. We children were taught by our mothers and aunts to sweep it drawing designs with ekel brooms. We...

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  20. 38. The Owl And The Pussy-Cat

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    The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
    In a beautiful pea-green boat,
    They took some honey, and plenty of money,
    Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

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  21. 39. Cow In My Soup

    • By Kevin T. Pearson
    • Published by Family Friend Poems September 2019 with permission of the Author.

    My mom said, "Eat all your soup,
    every piece of chicken and every noodle."
    But there's a cow in my soup.

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  22. 40. A Cow And A Rooster Went Dancing

    A cow and a rooster went dancing
    One night by the light of the moon.
    They'd arranged to meet in the barnyard
    With the crickets providing the tune.

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    Oh what fun, what a barnyard dance. Wonderful lively poetry, great literary imagery.
    I really enjoyed the read and just know children will absolutely love this fabulous poem.

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