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  1. 41. Pet Porta Potty

    I took a walk in the city today
    to try to pass the time away.
    Saw lots of people walking too.
    Stepped right in a pile of doggy doo.

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    Nice poem, very inspiring for kids. Thanks.

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  3. 42. Night Noises

    • By Alan Balter
    • Published by Family Friend Poems September 2019 with permission of the Author.

    My parents' bedroom is far from mine, so I have to wonder
    What the noise is every night that sounds a lot like thunder.
    We don't live near the seashore, but almost every morn
    I'm wakened by a noise that sounds like a fog horn.

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    The writer has given a humorous touch to a common incident found in many a home. Mother's lighthearted comment, "I don't mind; it's really a godsend" makes the idea more effective.

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  5. 43. Milly-Rose

    • By Margaret A. Savage
    • Published by Family Friend Poems July 2020 with permission of the Author.

    Milly-Rose has a long hairy nose
    that would consistently wiggle and twitch.
    The kids would giggle every time it wiggled
    and believed she was a silly old witch.

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  6. 44. Who Am I?

    • By Chazz
    • Published by Family Friend Poems October 2011 with permission of the Author.

    Who am I?
    I am a surprise
    I don't have eyes
    I'm wrapped in plastic

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    Oh, I hate guessing, but this poem made me smile...you could be a chocolate or maybe an ice cream!

  7. 45. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!

    I planned to leave, one fateful day,
    Upon a burly craft.
    I told my friends, "I'll sail the seas!"
    But all of them just laughed!

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  8. 46. Yucky Chucky Tucker

    Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
    he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
    Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
    and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his hair.

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  9. 47. Sleepy

    There is this funny guy I know.
    Sleepy by name and sneaky as can be.
    I never know where he comes from,
    Only that he creeps up on me.

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    It is a very simple poem highlighting the importance of sleep. Sleep is an integral part of human behavior. Without it, everything becomes useless. Good health can't be achieved without...

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  10. 48. The Centipede

    • By May Fenn
    • Published by Family Friend Poems December 2018 with permission of the Author.

    I'm glad I'm not a real boy
    With proper feet like you.
    Imagine if I had to put
    A foot in every shoe.

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    Children's world is innocent, pure and beautiful. It is full of imagination. The adults who can identify with children and look at the world through their eyes make the world beautiful and...

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  11. 49. Granddad's Got Hair

    • By Graham Craven
    • Published by Family Friend Poems November 2018 with permission of the Author.

    Granddad's got hair on his fingers,
    Hair on his toes,
    Hair in his ears,
    Hair up his nose.

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    I like the poem. It shows the love of the grandchild to the grandfather. And it's funny!

  12. 50. Exclamation!

    • By Fiona Halliday
    • Published by Family Friend Poems November 2021 with permission of the Author.

    I have a strange addiction,
    It often sets off sparks!
    I really cannot seem to stop,
    Using exclamation marks!

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  13. 51. My Hamster Performs Somersaults

    My friends are all astonished
    At the things my pets can do.
    They say my pets are gifted
    But I hardly think that's true.

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