41. Pet Porta Potty
I took a walk in the city today
to try to pass the time away.
Saw lots of people walking too.
Stepped right in a pile of doggy doo.
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Nice poem, very inspiring for kids. Thanks.
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42. Night Noises
My parents' bedroom is far from mine, so I have to wonder
What the noise is every night that sounds a lot like thunder.
We don't live near the seashore, but almost every morn
I'm wakened by a noise that sounds like a fog horn.Featured Shared StoryThe writer has given a humorous touch to a common incident found in many a home. Mother's lighthearted comment, "I don't mind; it's really a godsend" makes the idea more effective.
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43. Milly-Rose
Milly-Rose has a long hairy nose
that would consistently wiggle and twitch.
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44. A Cow And A Rooster Went Dancing
A cow and a rooster went dancing
One night by the light of the moon.
They'd arranged to meet in the barnyard
With the crickets providing the tune.Featured Shared StoryOh what fun, what a barnyard dance. Wonderful lively poetry, great literary imagery.
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45. Who Am I?
Who am I?
I am a surprise
I don't have eyes
I'm wrapped in plasticFeatured Shared StoryOh, I hate guessing, but this poem made me smile...you could be a chocolate or maybe an ice cream!
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46. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!
I planned to leave, one fateful day,
Upon a burly craft.
I told my friends, "I'll sail the seas!"
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47. Yucky Chucky Tucker
Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
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48. Sleepy
There is this funny guy I know.
Sleepy by name and sneaky as can be.
I never know where he comes from,
Only that he creeps up on me.Featured Shared StoryIt is a very simple poem highlighting the importance of sleep. Sleep is an integral part of human behavior. Without it, everything becomes useless. Good health can't be achieved without...
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49. The Centipede
I'm glad I'm not a real boy
With proper feet like you.
Imagine if I had to put
A foot in every shoe.Featured Shared StoryChildren's world is innocent, pure and beautiful. It is full of imagination. The adults who can identify with children and look at the world through their eyes make the world beautiful and...
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50. Granddad's Got Hair
Granddad's got hair on his fingers,
Hair on his toes,
Hair in his ears,
Hair up his nose.Featured Shared StoryI like the poem. It shows the love of the grandchild to the grandfather. And it's funny!
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51. Exclamation!
I have a strange addiction,
It often sets off sparks!
I really cannot seem to stop,
Using exclamation marks!
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