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  1. 41. A Cow And A Rooster Went Dancing

    I enjoyed writing this children's poem and I hope you enjoy reading it.

    A cow and a rooster went dancing
    One night by the light of the moon.
    They'd arranged to meet in the barnyard
    With the crickets providing the tune.

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    Oh what fun, what a barnyard dance. Wonderful lively poetry, great literary imagery.
    I really enjoyed the read and just know children will absolutely love this fabulous poem.

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  3. 42. Granddad's Got Hair

    I started to lose my hair when I was just nineteen, which made me feel like I was losing my locks, my looks, and my manhood. Having children though made me realize that it didn't matter if I was bald, had spots, or anything worse. Love is unconditional, and my children loved me for who I was and not what I looked like. As a granddad now well into my 50s, I can confirm that it's what's on the inside that matters, and I'm perfectly happy not having to comb my hair.

    Granddad's got hair on his fingers,
    Hair on his toes,
    Hair in his ears,
    Hair up his nose.

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    I like the poem. It shows the love of the grandchild to the grandfather. And it's funny!

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  5. 43. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!

    This is a story I wrote for children about 50 years ago. I edited some of it to fit with the times, but it's largely in its original state. It's about a boy who thinks he's a sailor and prepares for his first solo voyage. It's funny, silly and has a moral. I feel there's a lot of visual aspects that an artist could have a field day doing illustrations for. Is it a good story? I don't know. I've yet to read it to a child for a response. Maybe you could, then let me know.

    I planned to leave, one fateful day,
    Upon a burly craft.
    I told my friends, "I'll sail the seas!"
    But all of them just laughed!

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  6. 44. Pet Porta Potty

    This is a cute little poem I wrote for my children when they were young. I hope you enjoy!

    I took a walk in the city today
    to try to pass the time away.
    Saw lots of people walking too.
    Stepped right in a pile of doggy doo.

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    Nice poem, very inspiring for kids. Thanks.

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  7. 45. Sleepy

    Sleep has always been a fascinating mystery to me. It's something I really appreciate. When I watch little children fall asleep, it's an appealing sight, so I decided to write a simple poem about it.

    There is this funny guy I know.
    Sleepy by name and sneaky as can be.
    I never know where he comes from,
    Only that he creeps up on me.

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    It is a very simple poem highlighting the importance of sleep. Sleep is an integral part of human behavior. Without it, everything becomes useless. Good health can't be achieved without...

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  8. 46. The Centipede

    As an infant teacher, I would compose educational but funny poems for the young children to recite at assembly.

    I'm glad I'm not a real boy
    With proper feet like you.
    Imagine if I had to put
    A foot in every shoe.

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    Children's world is innocent, pure and beautiful. It is full of imagination. The adults who can identify with children and look at the world through their eyes make the world beautiful and...

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  9. 47. Exclamation!

    I have a strange addiction,
    It often sets off sparks!
    I really cannot seem to stop,
    Using exclamation marks!

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  10. 48. Today The Teacher Farted

    People think teachers are not human, so I thought I would show that they are, being a teacher myself now. They don't sleep in cupboards. They have homes and families and bodily functions! Kids will appreciate the humour!

    • By Emma Briody
    • Published: May 2014

    Today the teacher farted.
    It was an awful smell.
    It was just like a rotting egg,
    Straight from the depths of hell!

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    Haven't laughed that hard in a long time. Was researching poems about families for children to teach this term when I somehow came across this poem.
    Thank you so much!

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  11. 49. You Should've Seen Me

    I woke up one morning
    completely upside down.
    You should’ve seen me
    putting on my dressing gown.

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  12. 50. Santa's Stuck In Traffic

    Fun poem about Santa being late because of traffic.

    • By Clara Gray
    • Published: December 2014

    Santa's stuck in traffic,
    He'll be late this year.
    But that's not so horrific,
    He's still got his reindeer.

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  13. 51. My Imaginary Friend

    I have lots of friends, but there is a special one,
    With whom I play the most – we have so much fun.
    He never argues, and I’ve never heard him whine;
    He always thinks that my suggestions are perfectly fine.

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  14. 52. Halloween

    I wrote this for my sister because she loves Halloween.

    Halloween is very fun,
    full of kids with different tongues.
    We scream, we shout,
    then we run all about.

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  15. 53. Fishy Fishy

    To my Betta, Willard the 3rd.

    • By Charles Murdock
    • Published: July 2008

    Fishy, fishy, munch, munch, munch.
    Eats his food with a big crunch!
    Fishy, fishy swimming by
    He just looked! Maybe saying, "Hi."

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