Humorous Poem

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Awesome poem! It's really funny. I wish I could write poems like you do.

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Lady Gagas Dress


Published by Family Friend Poems April 2011 with permission of the Author.

I was at home watching TV
flicking the channels what could I see
lady gaga got an award and as she got out of her seat
I was amazed she was wearing a dress made of meat
I thought if it's good for gaga it's good for me
I was down the butchers by half past three
stood at the counter clothes round my feet
I said have you something to fit me that's stylish and neat
he held up a chipolata cheeky sod
hey this is what I was gifted from god
well I got pork chops for pants and rump for a hat
turkey trousers and a sausage cravat
when he was finished I minced down the street
walking on kidneys made for my feet
but soon in the heat I started to foam
then I walked passed the stray dog home
well there was chaos I tried to run
as German Sheppard pulled the steak from my bum
a sausage dog grabbed my sausage a basset my chops
it was such chaos I emptied the shops
so my friends if a meat dress your tempted to make
take it from me it's a big big mis- steak.


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  • David Becham by David Becham
  • 9 years ago

Awesome poem! It's really funny. I wish I could write poems like you do.

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