Funny Love Poem

My Ex and I had an ongoing joke that he loved his Xbox more than me, and this is just a little poem about that.

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I was reading this in class and I let out a little giggle and everyone looked at me! I was confused at first till I got to the end, and I smiled for the rest of class! Hope to see more. :)

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Loving an Xbox Vs Me

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Published: August 2011

I don't have a controller,
And I don't have a screen,
I don't need to be plugged in,
I'm not grey and green.

I can't make sound effects,
Or visuals that are fantastic,
You can't put me on a shelf,
Because I'm not made of plastic.

However, I do have curves,
Will keep you entertained all the same,
You can't insert a disc,
But we can make our own little game.

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Has this poem touched you? Share your story!
  • by Marina
  • 7 months ago

I was reading this in class and I let out a little giggle and everyone looked at me! I was confused at first till I got to the end, and I smiled for the rest of class! Hope to see more. :)

  • by Devon
  • 7 months ago

So funny. Made me laugh milk out of my nose, and it got all over my laptop.

  • by Mr. Johnson
  • 1 year ago

I love it. This is so creative and funny. Can't wait for the next one.

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