Funny Christmas Poems

Published: December 2018

Funny Christmas Poems For Kids And Adults

Humorous Poems about Christmas that will you make smile. Enjoy this collection of cute rhyming Christmas poems for kids and adults about Santa Claus, the last minute rush to buy presents and spending time with family.

8 Funny Christmas Poems For Kids And Adults

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  1. 1. 'Twas The Night Before Christmas

    in Famous Holiday Poems

    'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the house
    Not a creature was stirring, not even a mouse;
    The stockings were hung by the chimney with care,
    In hopes that St. Nicholas soon would be there;

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    I remember hearing this poem as a little youngster. I would also read this to my daughter and nephews each year right before Christmas! It is a wonderful poem to share with your family!...

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  2. 2. O Christmas Tree

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    O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree,
    You truly are a beauty.
    I used to love to put you up,
    Now it's a dreaded duty.

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  4. 3. A Visit From Santa

    • By Mike Dahlmeier
    • Published: March 2010

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    'Twas the week before Christmas and without fail
    we still did not have our cards in the mail.
    Our Christmas letter was blank, not even a line.
    The address book lost (as it was most of the time).

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  5. 4. It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year

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    (sung to the tune of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year") - with apologies to Andy Williams

    It's the most fattening time of the year
    There'll be pizza and dim sum, oh yes, please, I'll have some

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  7. 5. Two Letters To Santa

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    I wrote a letter to Santa
    To make sure he would know
    It's only two weeks until Christmas
    And we still don't have any snow.

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  8. 6. Pets In The North Pole

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    Hear Ye, Hear Ye there is much to do,
    But the reindeer up north have caught the flu!

    The presents are wrapped, the sleigh is all set,

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    This has so much imagination! Really cute.

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  9. 7. The Eve Before Christmas

    • By Linda J. Doucett
    • Published: June 2017

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    'Twas the eve before Christmas.
    I left it too late.
    The shelves are all bare.
    Oh, why did I wait?

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  10. 8. A 21st Century Visit From Santa

    • By Brooke Jones
    • Published: December 2010

    in Christmas Poems

    T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house
    Not a creature was sleeping -- not pet, child or spouse.
    The people were tossing and turning in beds
    With visions of bills dancing 'round in their heads.

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    Why does this sound like it may happen... Awesome poem by the way.

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