41. My Imaginary Friend
I have lots of friends, but there is a special one,
With whom I play the most – we have so much fun.
He never argues, and I’ve never heard him whine;
He always thinks that my suggestions are perfectly fine.
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42. My Hamster Performs Somersaults
My friends are all astonished
At the things my pets can do.
They say my pets are gifted
But I hardly think that's true. -
43. My Shadow
I quite often look at my shadow.
I like how it follows me round
And does all the same things that I do
Without ever making a sound. -
44. My Brother Can Eat
My brother can eat.
Hide your fruits,
Hide your snacks,
Hide all your treats. -
45. The Owl And The Pussy-Cat
Famous Poem
The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note. -
46. Cow In My Soup
My mom said, "Eat all your soup,
every piece of chicken and every noodle."
But there's a cow in my soup.
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47. Springy Sidewalk
Famous Poem
The people outside on the sidewalk
can’t seem to remain on the ground.
They’re jumping and hopping and springing,
and generally bouncing around. -
48. Milly-Rose
Milly-Rose has a long hairy nose
that would consistently wiggle and twitch.
The kids would giggle every time it wiggled
and believed she was a silly old witch. -
49. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!
I planned to leave, one fateful day,
Upon a burly craft.
I told my friends, "I'll sail the seas!"
But all of them just laughed! -
50. Yucky Chucky Tucker
Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his hair. -
51. Exclamation!
I have a strange addiction,
It often sets off sparks!
I really cannot seem to stop,
Using exclamation marks! -
52. A Day Out To Remember
Today we're going to the zoo.
I'm psyched, I'm zinged, I'm Scooby Doo.
My shoes are on, my scarf, my hat.
I'm bouncing like an acrobat. -
53. My Bed Is A Boat
Famous Poem
My bed is like a little boat;
Nurse helps me in when I embark;
She girds me in my sailor's coat
And starts me in the dark. -
54. Hold The Mustard
Michael Murphy ate a worm;
I've seen him do it twice.
He ate it with some mustard
And a side of Spanish rice.
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