Funny Poems for Kids - Page 3

41. The Sugar-Plum Tree

Famous Poem

• By Eugene Field

Have you ever heard of the Sugar-Plum Tree?
'Tis a marvel of great renown!
It blooms on the shore of the Lollypop sea
In the garden of Shut-Eye Town;

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42. My Hamster Performs Somersaults

• By Cynthia C. Naspinski
• Published by Family Friend Poems June 2023 with permission of the Author.

My friends are all astonished
At the things my pets can do.
They say my pets are gifted
But I hardly think that's true.

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43. My Shadow

• By Peter R Wolveridge
• Published by Family Friend Poems November 2018 with permission of the Author.

I quite often look at my shadow.
I like how it follows me round
And does all the same things that I do
Without ever making a sound.

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44. My Brother Can Eat

• By Ray S. Gordon Jr
• Published by Family Friend Poems February 2020 with permission of the Author.

My brother can eat.
Hide your fruits,
Hide your snacks,
Hide all your treats.

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45. Cow In My Soup

• By Kevin T. Pearson
• Published by Family Friend Poems September 2019 with permission of the Author.

My mom said, "Eat all your soup,
every piece of chicken and every noodle."
But there's a cow in my soup.

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46. The Owl And The Pussy-Cat

Famous Poem

• By Edward Lear

The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
In a beautiful pea-green boat,
They took some honey, and plenty of money,
Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

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47. Springy Sidewalk

Famous Poem

• By Kenn Nesbitt

The people outside on the sidewalk
can’t seem to remain on the ground.
They’re jumping and hopping and springing,
and generally bouncing around.

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48. Milly-Rose

• By Margaret A. Savage
• Published by Family Friend Poems July 2020 with permission of the Author.

Milly-Rose has a long hairy nose
that would consistently wiggle and twitch.
The kids would giggle every time it wiggled
and believed she was a silly old witch.

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49. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!

• By Brian A. Bendall
• Published by Family Friend Poems November 2018 with permission of the Author.

I planned to leave, one fateful day,
Upon a burly craft.
I told my friends, "I'll sail the seas!"
But all of them just laughed!

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50. Yucky Chucky Tucker

• By Kathy J. Parenteau
• Published by Family Friend Poems August 2012 with permission of the Author.

Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his hair.

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51. Exclamation!

• By Fiona Halliday
• Published by Family Friend Poems November 2021 with permission of the Author.

I have a strange addiction,
It often sets off sparks!
I really cannot seem to stop,
Using exclamation marks!

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52. A Day Out To Remember

• By Samantha G. Faulkner
• Published by Family Friend Poems December 2017 with permission of the Author.

Today we're going to the zoo.
I'm psyched, I'm zinged, I'm Scooby Doo.
My shoes are on, my scarf, my hat.
I'm bouncing like an acrobat.

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53. My Bed Is A Boat

Famous Poem

• By Robert Louis Stevenson

My bed is like a little boat;
Nurse helps me in when I embark;
She girds me in my sailor's coat
And starts me in the dark.

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54. Hold The Mustard

• By Dan Temple
• Published by Family Friend Poems September 29, 2024 with permission of the Author.

Michael Murphy ate a worm;
I've seen him do it twice.
He ate it with some mustard
And a side of Spanish rice.

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