Couples Delight

Preparation time: 40- something years
Serves two = 1 Couple

1-Cup of Affection
2-Cups of Desire

Mix together with
1-Cup of Humor
1-Pint of Compassion
1-Pint of Compromise

Blend With:
2-Gallons of Laughter

Beat thoroughly and add
3-Pints of Honesty
2-Pints of Loyalty
1-Quart of Forgiveness
4-Teaspoons Sweetness

Whip until Stiff
2-Nuts
1-Soft pinch
2-Pounds of Sex (raw)

Mix well and Stir Vigorously
4-Cups of Thoughtfulness
1-Cup of Tenderness

Add and whip until fluffy
2-Quarts each of Faith and Prayer

Pour in a never-ending amount of fun
and Romance whipping constantly.
Add Spice to taste,
Combine all ingredients, stir until blended.
Sprinkle generously over all with LOVE.
Heat with Passion, cut into larger portions
Serve hot and sizzling when appetite arises.