41. Candy Tree Shops
If ice cream could be grown on the tree top,
Tiny tummies would be liking it lots.
Any fruit flavour
For all to savour.
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Featured Shared Story
Thank you for the congratulations on my winning the Summer Poetry Contest, Brother John. Winning was an unexpected surprise. To my mind, all of the entries were worthy winners. Yours I...
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42. A Cow And A Rooster Went Dancing
A cow and a rooster went dancing
One night by the light of the moon.
They'd arranged to meet in the barnyard
With the crickets providing the tune.Featured Shared StoryOh what fun, what a barnyard dance. Wonderful lively poetry, great literary imagery.
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43. The Boy Who Didn't Like Ice Cream
A boy who didn't like ice cream?
That almost seems like a crime!
This is the story of Logan
And about trying foods more than one time.Featured Shared StoryI love this poem! I think this is so true- my niece used to hate broccoli, then tried it again and liked it. If you don't think you like something, try it again anyway: you might find your...
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44. Sleepy
There is this funny guy I know.
Sleepy by name and sneaky as can be.
I never know where he comes from,
Only that he creeps up on me.Featured Shared StoryIt is a very simple poem highlighting the importance of sleep. Sleep is an integral part of human behavior. Without it, everything becomes useless. Good health can't be achieved without...
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45. Who Am I?
Who am I?
I am a surprise
I don't have eyes
I'm wrapped in plasticFeatured Shared StoryOh, I hate guessing, but this poem made me smile...you could be a chocolate or maybe an ice cream!
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46. Ah! To Bear The Salty Air!
I planned to leave, one fateful day,
Upon a burly craft.
I told my friends, "I'll sail the seas!"
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47. The Centipede
I'm glad I'm not a real boy
With proper feet like you.
Imagine if I had to put
A foot in every shoe.Featured Shared StoryChildren's world is innocent, pure and beautiful. It is full of imagination. The adults who can identify with children and look at the world through their eyes make the world beautiful and...
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48. Yucky Chucky Tucker
Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
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49. Exclamation!
I have a strange addiction,
It often sets off sparks!
I really cannot seem to stop,
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50. Little Boy Blue
Please cover your nose.
You sneezed on Miss Muffet
and ruined her clothes.
You sprayed Mother HubbardFeatured Shared StoryThe poem gives a good lesson how to behave while you are sneezing.
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51. A Day Out To Remember
Today we're going to the zoo.
I'm psyched, I'm zinged, I'm Scooby Doo.
My shoes are on, my scarf, my hat.
I'm bouncing like an acrobat. -
52. Granddad's Got Hair
Granddad's got hair on his fingers,
Hair on his toes,
Hair in his ears,
Hair up his nose.Featured Shared StoryI like the poem. It shows the love of the grandchild to the grandfather. And it's funny!
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53. My Bed Is A Boat
Famous Poem
My bed is like a little boat;
Nurse helps me in when I embark;
She girds me in my sailor's coat
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54. Hold The Mustard
Michael Murphy ate a worm;
I've seen him do it twice.
He ate it with some mustard
And a side of Spanish rice.
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