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  1. 21. The Owl And The Pussy-Cat

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    The Owl and the Pussy-cat went to sea
    In a beautiful pea-green boat,
    They took some honey, and plenty of money,
    Wrapped up in a five-pound note.

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  3. 22. Morning Prayer

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    Now another day is breaking,
    Sleep was sweet and so is waking.
    Dear Lord, I promised you last night
    Never again to sulk or fight.

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    He did an amazing job on this poem.

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  5. 23. Little Boy Blue

    Please cover your nose.
    You sneezed on Miss Muffet
    and ruined her clothes.
    You sprayed Mother Hubbard

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    The poem gives a good lesson how to behave while you are sneezing.

  6. 24. My Kitty

    • By Debra L. Brown
    • Published by Family Friend Poems January 2019 with permission of the Author.

    I once had a kitty
    who had stripes in her fur.
    I could pet her and brush her,
    and boy could she purr.

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    Thank you, Brittany, for taking the time to comment on my poem. You were to kind with your words. I hope this poem brought a smile to your heart. -God Bless-

  7. 25. Grandad Can't See His Feet

    • By Graham Craven
    • Published by Family Friend Poems April 2019 with permission of the Author.

    Granddad's got new glasses,
    But he still can't see his feet.
    No, his eyes are not the problem.
    It's the amount of food he eats.

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    Grandma may be splittin hairs
    to call Grandpa rotund,
    but I believe she's got it right
    as he weighs in at a quarter ton!

    And just between you and me
    and the lamppost on the...

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  8. 26. Who Am I?

    • By Chazz
    • Published by Family Friend Poems October 2011 with permission of the Author.

    Who am I?
    I am a surprise
    I don't have eyes
    I'm wrapped in plastic

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    Oh, I hate guessing, but this poem made me smile...you could be a chocolate or maybe an ice cream!

  9. 27. Sleepy

    There is this funny guy I know.
    Sleepy by name and sneaky as can be.
    I never know where he comes from,
    Only that he creeps up on me.

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    It is a very simple poem highlighting the importance of sleep. Sleep is an integral part of human behavior. Without it, everything becomes useless. Good health can't be achieved without...

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  10. 28. Yucky Chucky Tucker

    Yucky Chucky Tucker was smelly as can be,
    he never took a bath and hardly ever brushed his teeth.
    Everywhere he went he left an odor in the air,
    and Yucky Chucky Tucker never combed his hair.

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  11. 29. Night Noises

    • By Alan Balter
    • Published by Family Friend Poems September 2019 with permission of the Author.

    My parents' bedroom is far from mine, so I have to wonder
    What the noise is every night that sounds a lot like thunder.
    We don't live near the seashore, but almost every morn
    I'm wakened by a noise that sounds like a fog horn.

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    The writer has given a humorous touch to a common incident found in many a home. Mother's lighthearted comment, "I don't mind; it's really a godsend" makes the idea more effective.

  12. 30. Pet Porta Potty

    I took a walk in the city today
    to try to pass the time away.
    Saw lots of people walking too.
    Stepped right in a pile of doggy doo.

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    Nice poem, very inspiring for kids. Thanks.

  13. 31. A Day Out To Remember

    Today we're going to the zoo.
    I'm psyched, I'm zinged, I'm Scooby Doo.
    My shoes are on, my scarf, my hat.
    I'm bouncing like an acrobat.

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  14. 32. Who Nose?

    • By Alan Balter
    • Published by Family Friend Poems October 2017 with permission of the Author.

    Some are as long as hoses
    You buy at a garden store.
    Mine can be used to smell roses
    From a couple of miles or more.

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    I think children will like the poem. It's funny. You must have a lot of imagination to write such a poem. I like it!

  15. 33. I Hate Brussels Sprouts!

    I know that stink! I have no doubts
    That Mom has cooked up Brussels sprouts.
    Of all the things that I despise,
    The Brussels sprout would take first prize.

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  16. 34. The Centipede

    • By May Fenn
    • Published by Family Friend Poems December 2018 with permission of the Author.

    I'm glad I'm not a real boy
    With proper feet like you.
    Imagine if I had to put
    A foot in every shoe.

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    Children's world is innocent, pure and beautiful. It is full of imagination. The adults who can identify with children and look at the world through their eyes make the world beautiful and...

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  17. 35. The Sugar-Plum Tree

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    Have you ever heard of the Sugar-Plum Tree?
    'Tis a marvel of great renown!
    It blooms on the shore of the Lollypop sea
    In the garden of Shut-Eye Town;

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  18. 36. I Hate Peanut Butter

    • By Inna Grigorenko
    • Published by Family Friend Poems September 2021 with permission of the Author.

    These words I say without a stutter:
    I hate the taste of peanut butter!
    In Reese's chocolate it may stay
    But keep the butter far away.

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    My 11-year-old son recited this poem at his classical school, The Classical Academy, this past month. He has peanut allergies, so it was fitting that he chose your poem to recite. He recited...

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  19. 37. The Thing!

    I once set out to make a fiend,
    A gruesome thing that no one's seen.
    A massive gore of teeth and claws
    With sixteen eyes and monster paws.

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    It's like the story of Frankenstein. The rhyme is very fantastic and word choice is pleasing to the atmosphere of the poem. The ending is very dramatic; that seems to me the best part of...

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  20. 38. Granddad's Got Hair

    • By Graham Craven
    • Published by Family Friend Poems November 2018 with permission of the Author.

    Granddad's got hair on his fingers,
    Hair on his toes,
    Hair in his ears,
    Hair up his nose.

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    I like the poem. It shows the love of the grandchild to the grandfather. And it's funny!

  21. 39. Cow In My Soup

    • By Kevin T. Pearson
    • Published by Family Friend Poems September 2019 with permission of the Author.

    My mom said, "Eat all your soup,
    every piece of chicken and every noodle."
    But there's a cow in my soup.

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  22. 40. Reflection

    • By May Fenn
    • Published by Family Friend Poems December 2018 with permission of the Author.

    I’ve heard mum say, and often too,
    That washing up’s a bore.
    Why she’d often give me tuppence
    Just to do that dreadful chore.

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    We had a large garden around our house. In the morning we found it covered with leaves. We children were taught by our mothers and aunts to sweep it drawing designs with ekel brooms. We...

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