Humorous Poems - Page 2

21. Requiem For Old Shoes

• By Robert Armitage
• Published by Family Friend Poems May 2014 with permission of the Author.

They looked good, at first, together,
tight laced and polished smart,
but wear and tear destroyed them:
A tale to break your heart!

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22. My Freaking Alarm

• By Demecia Dean
• Published by Family Friend Poems April 2014 with permission of the Author.

As I lay cozy, all snug in my bed,
I enjoy the imagination inside my head
Until I hear racket beside my bed.
It's my 5:00 alarm!

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23. King For A Day

• By Jo McNally
• Published by Family Friend Poems October 2013 with permission of the Author.

I'm resting here quite regally,
The feature of the table.
Surrounded by potatoes that
I'd taste if I were able.

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24. A Boy Named Sue

Famous Poem

• By Shel Silverstein

Well, my daddy left home when I was three,
and he didn't leave much to Ma and me,
just this old guitar and a bottle of booze.
Now I don't blame him because he run and hid,

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26. Orange

• By Jeff Opperman
• Published by Family Friend Poems October 2009 with permission of the Author.

Now see the beautiful sunset ore the ocean blue
Fiery colors do abound, of poems there are a few
I wish that I could write one, about that perfect hue
But nothing rhymes with orange

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27. After The Operation

• By Barbara Turner
• Published by Family Friend Poems September 2008 with permission of the Author.

So now he has had his eyes done,
and at last he can see,

but I was a bit worried,

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28. The Horse Ride

• By Annabel Sheila
• Published by Family Friend Poems August 2008 with permission of the Author.

Taking a romantic ride today,
We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted his tail
And we heard a roaring dragon!

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