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Nothin Like A Fifth Grade Crush


Published: October 2008

There's nothin like a fifth grade crush.
When you see that girl it's such a rush.

She's playin hop-scotch with her two best friends
Her hair flowin so wild in the crisp autumn wind.

She is like an angel in your eye
Wherever she walks the sun will shine.

Her beauty is that of the most pleasant flower
Just to have one minute with her shall seem like a hour.

So go talk to her you coward,
is what you say in your mind, but all you can do is just rub your eyes.

This girl you see has got you in a trance
Your head all caught up in this puppy love romance.

So who knows just go and give it a chance.
You never know what she might think of you so just walk up to her and play it cool.

But all you can feel is the sweat dripping from your hands,
your getting all nervous, your doomed!
You have no plan!

So as you gather your courage and your chest begins to swell,
Ring! Ring! Ring!
Thank you Jesus for they have rang the bell.


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  • Hayden Leigh Gibson by Hayden Leigh Gibson
  • 4 years ago

This is an awesome poem. It reminds me of when I was in 5th grade.

  • Keerti Manian by Keerti Manian
  • 4 years ago

So good! I wish I could write like that! This poem makes me laugh out loud.

  • Nicholas McQueen by Nicholas McQueen
  • 5 years ago

I'm in 5th grade. I have a huge crush on a girl. I really like her, but I don't know if she likes me. Please help me.

  • Kayla by Kayla, South Carolina
  • 7 years ago

When I was in 5th grade, I had a HUGE crush on this one boy. He was just so smart, funny, and athletic, you know. I'm in 6th grade now, and I think he likes me. But I really don't want to tell him because we're both kind of shy. Besides, my parents say I'm too young to be going on dates and stuff, and I agree (a lot of the girls in my grade already have "boyfriends"). So maybe I'll tell him later, like when I'm in Middle School.

  • Andrew by Andrew
  • 5 years ago

I am in 5th grade, and I have a HUGE crush on this girl who is extremely smart, pretty, and athletic. I think she likes me back. *Fingers Crossed* If we both like each other in 6th or 7th grade I can ask her to the dance. Give me good advice if you can. Thank you.

  • Will by Will
  • 8 years ago

Wow! Right on the spot! I'm in 5th grade and I joined a new school this year. The first day I walked in and there she was sitting so perfectly in her seat. For a while I was in all her classes but then I advanced and I was so sad. So I'm writing this to tell whoever wrote this, They hit the scenario right on the nail. Hope she likes back *crossing fingers*.

  • Nev by Nev, India
  • 9 years ago

Wow everyone has a crush on the fifth grade I have one on the eight

  • Stephanie. Quintana by Stephanie. Quintana
  • 9 years ago

Wow, this poem is such a great poem. I think a guy feels that way for me, and I know because he always stares at me And talks with me all the time.( and I'm in 6th grade ).

  • Angela by Angela, BC Maple Ridge
  • 9 years ago

I'm in fifth grade and a girl and this poem is what I'm going through. He's just so cute his eyes are wide he has a great sense of humor and he's in my math class but all my friends can talk to him and I can't and one of my friends likes him and the other friend thinks he's cute oh and sorry it long!;)

  • Chelsea by Chelsea, South Weber
  • 9 years ago

Hi this makes me think of me because I have this crush on this boy (Colton) ya I'm in fifth grade, but anyway Colton sits right across from me and well I think he has a crush on me! Because ya know he just talks that way, he even said "no girls like me" and I said "I do" and he said "well ya but not like like" and he said it in a desperate way, but in my head I was saying "I LIKE YOU I LIKE LIKE YOU!" but I was to shy to say it, but now I think I will go for it!

  • Anie by Anie, India
  • 10 years ago

This poem made my remember my 7th grade crushes.... I was torn between two boys I really liked a lot and both liked me but they both wanted me to decide on one of them, I was unable to make a decision on that so I didn't go out or kiss neither one. Now I'm 20 and now on whom I should have decided...

  • Cheyenne by Cheyenne
  • 10 years ago

When I was in the fifth grade everything to everyone was a huge joke. Boys played pranks in the bathroom, girls fought in the bathroom. In fact that was where my first fight was. I lost.
I miss those good old days. Well now I'm 14 and in the 8th grade. And I think I have this boy who likes me who talked to me for the first time today, it sounded like he was choking on his words. But I'm not sure.

  • Right by Right, Arizona
  • 10 years ago

Can you believe I had the biggest crush on the cutest guy ever in 5th grade, omg. and now I'm gonna be a junior in high school and I STILL like him :o I miss those days

  • Anya by Anya
  • 11 years ago

omg I think a boy likes me like the poem but he just bothers me and we both in the same 5th grade class

  • As If I'd Ever Tell! by As If I'd Ever Tell!
  • 11 years ago

Aw, that brings back painful memories...
of, like, last week. Yes, I'm in fifth grade, and fifth grade crushes are the saddest things ever.
Yes, last year it was so much easier. I liked him, he liked me, but I didn't want to date him because I mean come on we were in fourth grade!
But now I'd be fine with going out, but he's moved on, I haven't, it's a big, complicated mess.
Mmmhmm. Yeah, what 'wonderful' memories!

  • Cristy by Cristy
  • 12 years ago

Oh my gosh this makes me remember my grade five days!!!!

  • Dallas by Dallas
  • 12 years ago

Wow I had a crush too and I liked this 'funny' poem ja ja ja

  • Erica by Erica
  • 12 years ago

This brought back the best memories ever. My fifth grade crush was two years ago and he's still with me today. Lucky me, I actually had the courage to tell him I like him. Even luckier, he liked me back. So thanks for posting this up. Brought back best memories in the world! =]

  • Lalauni by Lalauni
  • 12 years ago

its sorta touched me cuz I'm a girl who is in fifth grade and have a crush on a guy and it sorta happened the same way in the poem!!! I loved it!

  • kayli by kayli
  • 12 years ago

I find this so cute because in 5th grade I had a crush on this boy and I felt the same exact way! lol
I'm 18 now and thinking back makes me laugh but this poem really hit home for me.
thanks for bringing back the good 'ol days of innocent love. =]

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