Humorous Poems - Page 2
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21. Office Policy Change
Stepping into the boardroom meeting,
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Stepped out of character too.
Put a red slipper on one foot,
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22. Diabolical
After hours of extensive research
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And following many a clue,
I've finally discovered the source
Of the new pandemic flu. -
23. My Freaking Alarm
As I lay cozy, all snug in my bed,
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I enjoy the imagination inside my head
Until I hear racket beside my bed.
It's my 5:00 alarm!Featured Shared StoryThe poem is absolutely cool. Man it has happened to me not more than a hundred times.
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24. Our TV Set Was Black And White
Our TV set was black and white
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And on its spindly legs it stood;
More deep than wide with dials that clicked,
All curved glass screen and grain of wood.Featured Shared StoryHi Raelene. Thanks so much for taking the time to comment on my poems. I really appreciate the kind feedback. Kind regards, Cynthia
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25. The Neighbour's Dog
Our street was once a peaceful place
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Kids played and you could jog
But our tranquil life was shattered
When the neighbour got a dog.Featured Shared StoryI enjoy writing poetry about real events and real people. The "Bazza" who's featured in many of my poems is a quirky character whose fondness for the practical joke often gets him into...
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26. Orange
Now see the beautiful sunset ore the ocean blue
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Fiery colors do abound, of poems there are a few
I wish that I could write one, about that perfect hue
But nothing rhymes with orangeFeatured Shared StoryThis orange poem has tickled my fancy. Let me give it a go... Porridge is a dreary word that always rhymes with orange. While strawberries and blueberries may make a soothing pair....
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27. The Horse Ride
Taking a romantic ride today,
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We sat upon the wagon.
Suddenly the horse lifted his tail
And we heard a roaring dragon!Featured Shared StoryTo me this is the best poem I have read in a long time, so I am sending it to myself.
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28. Spring Is Just Okay
Spring has sprung, the time has come, for the greening of the trees
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A time of change, renewal and growth for my allergies
Like everything else in this great world, Spring has its pluses and minuses
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29. Willis
Willis the cowpoke rode into town
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On his Old Jugs, just horsing around.
Down highway 26 he rode Old Jugs
To the local saloon for a few chug-a-lugs.Featured Shared StoryThese men get very well acquainted with their horses, their ole pals you might say, The clumping of horse hooves, the whinney demand for carrots and sugar cubes, the barn yard smell. kinda...
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30. Christmas Golf
Back in October a Christmas wish I made.
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A brand new set of golf clubs before next year I played.
Then on Christmas morn, with my eyes I spied
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31. I Love You/I Hate You
You're the love of my life and the cause of my strife
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You dirty cigarette
I've made many mistakes in my many days
But you are my one regretFeatured Shared StoryI love this poem! It really hits home. I've been a cancer survivor for eight years, and I'm still smoking cigarettes. Although, I've been cutting down. Now it's a half pack a day instead of...
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32. The Crazy Flu
There once was a girl named Sue.
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She came down with the case of the flu.
She let out a sigh,
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33. The Poem I Did Not Wish To Write
I did not wish to write this poem,
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But it would not leave me be.
Throughout the night,
Throughout the day,Featured Shared StorySame, girl! I don't write poems either! Thanks for expressing it in poem form!
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34. My Wife, The Math Whiz
My dear wife studies Calculus.
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She says it's fun; I think she's nuts.
She's solving x and y and z.
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35. Pigheaded Pete
Pigheaded Pete was an obstinate fool,
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who argued no matter the topic,
shredding opinions with outrageous drool,
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36. Travel Blues
A voyage abroad with my good wife Maude turned into a real mess
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In need of some rest in Budapest, about all I got was stress
Then in France I took a chance on some pork a little too rare
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37. Ripped Pants, Broken Heart
I lived my life, I tried my best to follow all my dreams.
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My great endeavors were forever bursting at the seams.
And though I tried to love what's mine, I failed and I confess
My bony knees made pants like these suffer much distressFeatured Shared StoryThis is one of the best humor poems I have ever read!! I remember reciting the poem in a competition in grade seven. Not only did it win me first prize, it also got me a lot of praise....
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38. Unsubscribe Me
Unsubscribe me from your mailing list.
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You must think I'm a sap.
I don't even know you,
And I'd never buy your crap. -
39. The Bulls Of Bickerton Lane
The bulls of Bickerton Lane do graze
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Upon my verdant lawn.
I hear them in the morning haze
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40. I've Fallen In Love With Mr. Muscle
The typical skittish behaviour when my body begins t' bustle,
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All in the fact that I've fallen in love with the one and only Mr. Muscle:
How his passionate vibe shines when cleaning down my decks,
As his toned, articulate body moves, rhythmical with his pecs!