Humorous Poems - Page 2
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21. A Boy Named Sue
Well, my daddy left home when I was three,
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and he didn't leave much to Ma and me,
just this old guitar and a bottle of booze.
Now I don't blame him because he run and hid,Featured Shared StoryJohnny Cash was the right person to sing these lyrics. He made an interesting song from an awesome poem. Very entertaining. Love it! Jac. Judy A. Campbell
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22. The Ballad Of Daylight Savings Time
What's with this Daylight Savings Time?
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It steals our sleeping, snoozing time
Roll out of bed and take a breath
And feel like microwaved-reheated deathFeatured Shared StoryDaylight saving can either be a blessing or a curse. Thanks for the laugh. Australia is currently enjoying summer daylight saving time. Loved the verse.
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23. A 21st Century Visit From Santa
T'was the night before Christmas, and all through the house
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Not a creature was sleeping -- not pet, child or spouse.
The people were tossing and turning in beds
With visions of bills dancing 'round in their heads.Featured Shared StoryWhy does this sound like it may happen... Awesome poem by the way.
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24. The Neighbour's Dog
Our street was once a peaceful place
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Kids played and you could jog
But our tranquil life was shattered
When the neighbour got a dog.Featured Shared StoryI enjoy writing poetry about real events and real people. The "Bazza" who's featured in many of my poems is a quirky character whose fondness for the practical joke often gets him into...
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25. Green
Green is so important
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Because we see it all around
It's up very high on the trees
And on the grass that is on the ground...Featured Shared StoryGreen is all around outside. Green is the color of trees. Green is nature. Green helps us see.
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26. Lady Gagas Dress
I was at home watching TV
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flicking the channels what could I see
lady gaga got an award and as she got out of her seat
I was amazed she was wearing a dress made of meatFeatured Shared StoryAwesome poem! It's really funny. I wish I could write poems like you do.
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27. I Love You/I Hate You
You're the love of my life and the cause of my strife
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You dirty cigarette
I've made many mistakes in my many days
But you are my one regretFeatured Shared StoryI love this poem! It really hits home. I've been a cancer survivor for eight years, and I'm still smoking cigarettes. Although, I've been cutting down. Now it's a half pack a day instead of...
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28. The Poem I Did Not Wish To Write
I did not wish to write this poem,
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But it would not leave me be.
Throughout the night,
Throughout the day,Featured Shared StorySame, girl! I don't write poems either! Thanks for expressing it in poem form!
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29. Writing Block
I can not write a poem; my brain feels fried.
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It can do no more.
It is as though all my creativity has been trapped, isolated in a room without a door.
...Featured Shared StoryI feel the same way, but it takes like a month or two to finish one poem. When I do, some of them don't make sense.
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30. The Ballad Of Bob
A chimp named Bob had a fancy
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For a banana tree
That lived in the jungle nearby
His love was plain to see....Featured Shared StoryDo not stand at my grave and cry, I am not there, I did not die. Cherish the moments we had together, for I promise you Dear, there time lasts forever. So when you pass by that marble placed...
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31. The Bulls Of Bickerton Lane
The bulls of Bickerton Lane do graze
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Upon my verdant lawn.
I hear them in the morning haze
Mooing to the dawn. -
32. Pretty Little High Heels
Pretty little high heels,
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How you look so grand.
I can remember when I wore you
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33. Picture Perfect
She stood there by the ocean,
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The breeze gently lifted her hair.
Of that seagull just above her,
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34. I've Fallen In Love With Mr. Muscle
The typical skittish behaviour when my body begins t' bustle,
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All in the fact that I've fallen in love with the one and only Mr. Muscle:
How his passionate vibe shines when cleaning down my decks,
As his toned, articulate body moves, rhythmical with his pecs! -
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36. A Naughty Little Comet
There was a little comet who lived near the Milky Way!
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She loved to wander out at night and jump about and play.
The mother of the comet was a very good old star; -
37. Office Policy Change
Stepping into the boardroom meeting,
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Stepped out of character too.
Put a red slipper on one foot,
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38. It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year
(sung to the tune of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year") - with apologies to Andy Williams
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It's the most fattening time of the year
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39. The Snakes At School
It wasn't that we hated school.
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The creek enticed us more.
My mate and I hung out there
To chase frogs, catch fish, explore. -
40. Diabolical
After hours of extensive research
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And following many a clue,
I've finally discovered the source
Of the new pandemic flu.