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  1. 21. A Boy Named Sue

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    Well, my daddy left home when I was three,
    and he didn't leave much to Ma and me,
    just this old guitar and a bottle of booze.
    Now I don't blame him because he run and hid,

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    Johnny Cash was the right person to sing these lyrics. He made an interesting song from an awesome poem. Very entertaining. Love it!
    Jac. Judy A. Campbell

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  3. 22. The Driving Test

    • By Alan N. Prentice
    • Published by Family Friend Poems September 19, 2024 with permission of the Author.

    I've got my driving test today,
    Am I worried? O sure, I would say,
    And I know that I really look a fright,
    I have not slept a wink all night,

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    I remember it well! You have captured it all beautifully. Very best wishes, Ann.

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  5. 23. A Naughty Little Comet

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    There was a little comet who lived near the Milky Way!
    She loved to wander out at night and jump about and play.

    The mother of the comet was a very good old star;

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  6. 24. Pretty Little High Heels

    Pretty little high heels,
    How you look so grand.
    I can remember when I wore you
    And I could proudly stand.

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  7. 25. The Snakes At School

    It wasn't that we hated school.
    The creek enticed us more.
    My mate and I hung out there
    To chase frogs, catch fish, explore.

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  8. 26. Those Eyes, Those Eyes, Those Loving Eyes

    • By Susan Vidd
    • Published by Family Friend Poems May 1, 2024 with permission of the Author.

    I see you standing there.
    I feel your eyes on me.

    I resume my tasks, but there you are.

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  9. 27. How High's The Snowfall, Mama?

    How high's the snowfall, Mama?
    "One foot high and rising!"

    I'll eat my food and watch the game.

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  10. 28. Fecal Farm

    My horse is there in front of me
    Clip-cloppin' down the road.
    He stops and flips his tail straight up
    And drops another load.

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  11. 29. Growing Old

    They said I was an "old fart"
    But I hardly think that's true
    My boobs were done in '75
    But my teeth and knees are new.

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  12. 30. Spring Is Just Okay

    • By Phil Cornish
    • Published by Family Friend Poems May 2014 with permission of the Author.

    Spring has sprung, the time has come, for the greening of the trees
    A time of change, renewal and growth for my allergies
    Like everything else in this great world, Spring has its pluses and minuses
    But its features are quite singular when it comes to my poor sinuses

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  13. 31. The Crazy Flu

    • By Debra L. Brown
    • Published by Family Friend Poems March 2019 with permission of the Author.

    There once was a girl named Sue.
    She came down with the case of the flu.
    She let out a sigh,
    "My temperature is high,

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  14. 32. I'm Nobody! Who Are You?

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    I'm nobody! Who are you?
    Are you nobody, too?
    Then there 's a pair of us — don't tell!
    They 'd banish us, you know.

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