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  1. 21. Our TV Set Was Black And White

    Childhood Memories Of Watching Television

    Our TV set was black and white
    And on its spindly legs it stood;
    More deep than wide with dials that clicked,
    All curved glass screen and grain of wood.

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    Hi Raelene. Thanks so much for taking the time to comment on my poems. I really appreciate the kind feedback.
    Kind regards, Cynthia

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  2. 22. Growing Old

    A Humorous Take On Our Efforts To Appear Young

    They said I was an "old fart"
    But I hardly think that's true
    My boobs were done in '75
    But my teeth and knees are new.

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  3. 23. Pretty Little High Heels

    Funny Poem About Giving Up Things As You Age

    Pretty little high heels,
    How you look so grand.
    I can remember when I wore you
    And I could proudly stand.

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  4. 24. After The Operation

    • By Barbara Turner
    • Published by Family Friend Poems September 2008 with permission of the Author.

    So now he has had his eyes done,
    and at last he can see,

    but I was a bit worried,

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    this poem is great, I would say..
    I loved it a lot, we need a poem for our project and I chose this one..thanks a lot..it's funny

  5. 25. Colors!

    Funny Poem About How We See Colors

    I thought I knew colors.
    Aren't they red, green and blue? 
    I know white, black and grey, 
    Purple, pink and yellow too. 

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    I really enjoyed this poem because it rings so true. I don't know how people can tell the slight differences between colors. It's like a language I can't really understand or relate to.

  6. 26. It's The Most Fattening Time Of The Year

    • By Rick W. Cotton
    • Published by Family Friend Poems December 20, 2022 with permission of the Author.
    Funny Poem About Holiday Food

    (sung to the tune of "It's the Most Wonderful Time of the Year") - with apologies to Andy Williams

    It's the most fattening time of the year
    There'll be pizza and dim sum, oh yes, please, I'll have some

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    Thanks for the laugh. I love your version of the song, and your clever lyrics fit perfectly. To me, it's especially funny because it is so relatable (sigh), and I think we have a similar...

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  7. 27. An Annoying Fly

    • By Andrew Harper
    • Published by Family Friend Poems March 29, 2024 with permission of the Author.

    I'm buzzing around your room
    I'm buzzing in the air
    I know I'm really annoying
    I prefer bald heads to hair

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  8. 28. I'm Nobody! Who Are You?

    Famous Poem

    I'm nobody! Who are you?
    Are you nobody, too?
    Then there 's a pair of us — don't tell!
    They 'd banish us, you know.

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