Cute Poems

Cute Rhyming Poems

Those who have studied poetry know that rhyming is only one style of writing a poem. The real criterion that defines a poem is whether I am writing something that could not be conveyed in prose. The strict grammatical rules that define prose have no place for a real poem's sentiment. At the same time a poem doesn't need to convey a profound message in order to qualify. A poem that is cute may very easily fit the this criterion as well.

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  1. A Thing About Hair!

    Funny Poem About Growing Too Much Hair

    I've looked all over, but I don't know where
    I got stuck with all this hair.
    Some hair's where there once was none!
    I must have more than anyone!

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  3. The Benefits Of Exercise

    Funny Poem About The Difficulty Of Losing Weight

    All my life I've been extra large, plus
    I'm known as a very large fellow.
    I would easily pass as a school district bus
    If somebody painted me yellow.

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  4. The Ballad Of Rum

    Poem About A Loveable Guard Dog

    A dog wandered into our garden one day,
    A friendly old mutt, didn't look like a stray.
    We never discovered whence he had come,
    But we brushed him and fed him and the kids called him Rum.

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    That is such a good poem. My husband had a large Doberman. Everyone was afraid of this dog, but he would lay on the floor with our children and let them pull on his ears. My Husband said he...

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  6. Spring Is Just Okay

    • By Phil Cornish
    • Published: May 2014
    Funny Poem About Allergies

    Spring has sprung, the time has come, for the greening of the trees
    A time of change, renewal and growth for my allergies
    Like everything else in this great world, Spring has its pluses and minuses
    But its features are quite singular when it comes to my poor sinuses...

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  7. Dirty Face

    Where did you get such a dirty face,
    My darling dirty-faced child?
    I got it from crawling along in the dirt
    And biting two buttons off Jeremy's shirt.

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    So cute!! Like the spaghetti, chocolate, ice-cream. It's the kids that get the dirtiest, that have the most fun. It's a lifetime of adventure and silliness that they will remember forever....

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  8. King For A Day

    • By Jo McNally
    • Published: October 2013
    Cute Poem About Thanksgiving Meal From Turkey's View Point

    I'm resting here quite regally
    The feature of the table
    Surrounded by potatoes that
    I'd taste if I were able.

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    This poem is definitely original and unique. I just never would have thought of looking at Thanksgiving from the turkey's point of view. Very cute poem. I really enjoyed it!

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  10. Cookie Monster

    There is a Monster
    Lurking inside our House
    Causing a Disaster
    Eating all our Cookies...

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  11. Fecal Farm

    My horse is there in front of me
    Clip-cloppin' down the road.
    He stops and flips his tail straight up
    And drops another load....

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  12. Mary Had A Little Lamb

    Mary had a little lamb
    And a baked potato.
    Mary had a salad too,
    Of lettuce and tomato....

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  13. Lady Gagas Dress

    • By Gary Wickson
    • Published: April 2011

    I was at home watching TV
    flicking the channels what could I see
    lady gaga got an award and as she got out of her seat
    I was amazed she was wearing a dress made of meat

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    Awesome poem! It's really funny. I wish I could write poems like you do.

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