Lazy Teen
The Daily Life Of A Lazy Teenager
Hi, my name is Katy.
I'm not an active lady.
I'm happy when I'm on the couch,
But if I get up I will turn into a grouch.
Funny Poems by Teens
Funny and Cute Poems
We all have that one funny friend who always makes us laugh. Keep them around because laughing is good for you. Laughing gets you breathing and improves your circulation. It helps you sleep better and decreases stress, which is perfect for when you have a big exam coming up. It also boosts your relationships with others, causing social bonding. So get your endorphin system working. Read, write, listen to, or watch something funny. Share it with your friends and laugh it up. You'll experience better health and you'll even feel happier.
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I love this poem because it basically describes what I do at home.
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Puberty Love Poem
Adolescent LoveLast year I thought that you were icky as I ate my glue,
But this year I can see that I have greatly misjudged you.
Your retainer gleams with moonlight beams when you smile in my direction.
I can see through greasy hair that we have a connection.Featured Shared StoryFive years ago, I met a guy whose name was Matthew. He was charming, witty, humorous, and genuine. I experienced love at first sight. I started seeing him regularly, and I liked him a lot...
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The Nightmare Before Christmas
Funny Poem About SantaBig, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,Featured Shared StoryThis is an interesting take on Jolly Old Saint Nick. Well Done :) I personally like "This guys crazy he carries mace". Haha. Don't be ashamed for your dark twist to beautiful stories it's...
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For You
For A Love In The Future'Tis a poem for you, my dear
'Tis a poem for you
For the love I love to love
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If I Were To Write A Poem
Funny Poem About Writing A Fantastic PoemIf I were to write a poem,
It would be a fantastic piece of art,
Many people would read it and be so inspired by my work,
They would want to sit down and try to write their own....Featured Shared StoryHi, my name is Serena, I am a grade 10 student who was told by my teacher that I had to memorize and recite a humorous poem of 200-300 words. I personally hate comedy so this was a tall order...
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Menacing Madam Meryl
Poem To A Horrible TeacherI knew a biased educator
Who resembled a detonator
Screaming, criticizing, patronizing
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Who Needs Boys
Poem About The Hassle Of BoysWho Needs Boys
I say no one needs boys when you have a nice life
they just bring drama
and great strife...Featured Shared StoryLove the poem, it's great...we truly don't need them boys but hey you know what they say GIRL POWER!! WHO NEEDS THEM REALLY?
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How It Used To Be
I saw her during recess
And then again at lunch
I kinda liked to tease her
I'd always dodge her punch -
I Pledge Allegiance
I pledge allegience to Ms. Royalty
In the United States of her kingdom
And to her rules for which it stands
One princess under GodFeatured Shared StoryHAHA! This in kind of like a comic strip from Calvin and Hobbes.
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