Lazy Teen
Hi, my name is Katy.
I'm not an active lady.
I'm happy when I'm on the couch,
But if I get up I will turn into a grouch.
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Hi, my name is Katy.
I'm not an active lady.
I'm happy when I'm on the couch,
But if I get up I will turn into a grouch.
I love this poem because it basically describes what I do at home.
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Last year I thought that you were icky as I ate my glue,
But this year I can see that I have greatly misjudged you.
Your retainer gleams with moonlight beams when you smile in my direction.
I can see through greasy hair that we have a connection.
Five years ago, I met a guy whose name was Matthew. He was charming, witty, humorous, and genuine. I experienced love at first sight. I started seeing him regularly, and I liked him a lot...
'Tis a poem for you, my dear
'Tis a poem for you
For the love I love to love
Dear, a poem for you
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Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
He made everything shake, even the walls.
He ate all my cookies,
This is an interesting take on Jolly Old Saint Nick. Well Done :) I personally like "This guys crazy he carries mace". Haha. Don't be ashamed for your dark twist to beautiful stories it's...
If I were to write a poem,
It would be a fantastic piece of art,
Many people would read it and be so inspired by my work,
They would want to sit down and try to write their own....
Hi, my name is Serena, I am a grade 10 student who was told by my teacher that I had to memorize and recite a humorous poem of 200-300 words. I personally hate comedy so this was a tall order...
Who Needs Boys
I say no one needs boys when you have a nice life
they just bring drama
and great strife...
Love the poem, it's great...we truly don't need them boys but hey you know what they say GIRL POWER!! WHO NEEDS THEM REALLY?
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I saw her during recess
And then again at lunch
I kinda liked to tease her
I'd always dodge her punch