Funny Poems by Teens

Funny and Cute Poems

We all have that one funny friend who always makes us laugh. Keep them around because laughing is good for you. Laughing gets you breathing and improves your circulation. It helps you sleep better and decreases stress, which is perfect for when you have a big exam coming up. It also boosts your relationships with others, causing social bonding. So get your endorphin system working. Read, write, listen to, or watch something funny. Share it with your friends and laugh it up. You'll experience better health and you'll even feel happier.

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  1. Lazy Teen

    • By Bradi Nichols
    • Published: May 2014
    The Daily Life Of A Lazy Teenager

    Hi, my name is Katy.
    I'm not an active lady.
    I'm happy when I'm on the couch,
    But if I get up I will turn into a grouch.

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    • Stories 2
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    • Favorited 7
    • Votes 508
    • Rating 4.12
    Featured Shared Story

    I love this poem because it basically describes what I do at home.

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  3. Puberty Love Poem

    Adolescent Love

    Last year I thought that you were icky as I ate my glue,
    But this year I can see that I have greatly misjudged you.
    Your retainer gleams with moonlight beams when you smile in my direction.
    I can see through greasy hair that we have a connection.

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    • Stories 1
    • Shares 675
    • Favorited 16
    • Votes 318
    • Rating 4.11
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    Five years ago, I met a guy whose name was Matthew. He was charming, witty, humorous, and genuine. I experienced love at first sight. I started seeing him regularly, and I liked him a lot...

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  4. The Nightmare Before Christmas

    • By Logan Hornback
    • Published: November 2011
    Funny Poem About Santa

    Big, fat Santa bounded through my halls;
    He made everything shake, even the walls.

    He ate all my cookies,

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    • Stories 1
    • Shares 612
    • Favorited 2
    • Votes 508
    • Rating 4.14
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    This is an interesting take on Jolly Old Saint Nick. Well Done :) I personally like "This guys crazy he carries mace". Haha. Don't be ashamed for your dark twist to beautiful stories it's...

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  6. For You

    • By Be Owusu
    • Published: July 2011
    For A Love In The Future

    'Tis a poem for you, my dear
    'Tis a poem for you
    For the love I love to love
    Dear, a poem for you

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    • Stories 0
    • Shares 126
    • Favorited 2
    • Votes 78
    • Rating 4.08
  7. If I Were To Write A Poem

    • By Matt Bremner
    • Published: July 2010
    Funny Poem About Writing A Fantastic Poem

    If I were to write a poem,
    It would be a fantastic piece of art,
    Many people would read it and be so inspired by my work,
    They would want to sit down and try to write their own....

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    • Stories 1
    • Shares 641
    • Favorited 8
    • Votes 372
    • Rating 3.90
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    Hi, my name is Serena, I am a grade 10 student who was told by my teacher that I had to memorize and recite a humorous poem of 200-300 words. I personally hate comedy so this was a tall order...

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  8. Menacing Madam Meryl

    • By K.
    • Published: September 2013
    Poem To A Horrible Teacher

    I knew a biased educator
    Who resembled a detonator
    Screaming, criticizing, patronizing
    Educationally dramatizing ...

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    • Stories 0
    • Shares 149
    • Favorited 3
    • Votes 253
    • Rating 3.85
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  10. Who Needs Boys

    • By Sydney
    • Published: February 2010
    Poem About The Hassle Of Boys

    Who Needs Boys
    I say no one needs boys when you have a nice life
    they just bring drama
    and great strife...

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    • Stories 4
    • Shares 249
    • Favorited 4
    • Votes 453
    • Rating 3.67
    Featured Shared Story

    Love the poem, it's great...we truly don't need them boys but hey you know what they say GIRL POWER!! WHO NEEDS THEM REALLY?

  11. How It Used To Be

    • By Ryan Kennedy
    • Published: January 2009

    I saw her during recess
    And then again at lunch
    I kinda liked to tease her
    I'd always dodge her punch

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    • Stories 0
    • Shares 147
    • Favorited 6
    • Votes 112
    • Rating 4.30
  12. I Pledge Allegiance

    I pledge allegience to Ms. Royalty
    In the United States of her kingdom
    And to her rules for which it stands
    One princess under God

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    • Stories 1
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    • Favorited 4
    • Votes 180
    • Rating 3.06
    Featured Shared Story

    HAHA! This in kind of like a comic strip from Calvin and Hobbes.

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