Funny Family Poems

Funny Family Poems

Humor is the bedrock of healthy relationship. Humor it a tool we can use to let off steam when things get too heavy. If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a tedious and stifling experience. Family life is difficult, there is no doubt about it. In order to stick with family through hard times it is important to be able to laugh at ourselves. Laughing helps get through arguments, sadness and all kinds of hardships. Take the time to poke fun at yourselves and you will feel the burden on your shoulders lighten considerably.

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  1. How To Create The Perfect Family

    • By Katy
    • Published: May 2008
    Recipe For Perfect Family

    You will need:
    1 large house
    3-6 people, depending on how long you want to wait for it to be done
    3 cups of pets...

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    Sooo sweet. I was looking for one to put into a surprise recipe book for my mom's birthday! :D

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  3. The Good Little Boy

    Once there was a boy who never
    Tore his clothes, or hardly ever,
    Never made his sister mad,
    Never whipped fer bein' bad,

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  4. Father

    My father knows the proper way
    The nation should be run;
    He tells us children every day
    Just what should now be done.

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  6. The Dishes Are Done

    Funny Poem About A Nagging Wife

    Well, the dishes are done,
    There's nothing in the sink.
    So I think I'll sit,
    And pour myself a drink....

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    Couldn't help but lol when I read this. I can relate to it even though I am a woman !

  7. Siblings Forever

    • By Karen
    • Published: May 2014
    Poem About Growing Up in a Big Family

    All snuggled up together, feeling the warmth and comfort of each other in the big bed.
    The trust and love of brothers and sisters without ever needing to be said.
    Fights and name calling, having fun and playing silly games, keeping each other's secrets and acting out school on rainy days.
    Being in trouble with Mom and Dad telling tales and feeling sad....

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    As a big sister, I always have to do all the things that my mom and dad tell me. I am the example. My brothers have been in my life for 6 years. I want them to know that you guys were there...

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  8. Midnight In The Pantry

    You can boast your round of pleasures, praise the sound of popping corks,
    Where the orchestra is playing to the rattle of the forks,
    And your after-opera dinner you may think superbly fine,
    But that can’t compare, I’m certain, to the joy that’s always mine

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  10. My Peeps

    My Family Is Weird, Maybe Even Strange, Poem

    you may see me as normal,
    but you would never guess,
    that my family is weird, maybe even strange,
    and though we seem happy, ...

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    My family is the same but I still love them with all my heart. My sister gets on my nurses sometimes but my 2 brothers are just like me quit, calm, fall asleep easily and love all our...

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  11. Grandma's On The Dancefloor

    Grandma Enjoying A Wedding Party

    Grandma's on the dancefloor
    Shaking what she's got.
    If it don't shake, it wobbles,
    And boy, does it wobble a lot.

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  12. Happy Birthday, Sister

    • By Anushka Sharma
    • Published: October 2016
    Funny Birthday Wishes For Older Sister

    Once a year we celebrate
    with stupid hats and plastic plates
    the fact that you were able to make
    another trip around the state.

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  13. Dad

    • By Barkha
    • Published: December 2009
    My Dad Is Cool Poem

    MY DAD
    My Dad is sweet,
    He is daddy cool!
    He wakes me up in the morning,...

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    I absolutely love reading the poems on this site they are so well thought out and bring closure and inspiration for some people. They bring life and spirit to those in times of need. It's...

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