1. My Mom Made Me A Meatloaf
My mom made me a meatloaf, the best one ever made.
She's made it every Wednesday since I left 2nd grade.
The meatloaf isn't fancy, but tasty nonetheless.
Funny Family Poems
Funny Family Poems
Humor is the bedrock of healthy relationship. Humor it a tool we can use to let off steam when things get too heavy. If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a tedious and stifling experience. Family life is difficult, there is no doubt about it. In order to stick with family through hard times it is important to be able to laugh at ourselves. Laughing helps get through arguments, sadness and all kinds of hardships. Take the time to poke fun at yourselves and you will feel the burden on your shoulders lighten considerably.
9 Funny Poems about Family
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A fun poem - I enjoyed it. Pity I can't eat the meatloaf! Best wishes, Ann
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2. Don't Dance On The Cereal
She takes the breakfast cereal, and throws it on the floor
And does a little soft shoe, while Raggedy yells, "Encore!"
Teddy Bear gets a bath each day inside the toilet bowl.
Destroying me and half the house must surely be her goal! -
3. Grandma's On The Dancefloor
Grandma's on the dancefloor
Shaking what she's got.
If it don't shake, it wobbles,
And boy, does it wobble a lot. -
4. Midnight In The Pantry
Famous Poem
You can boast your round of pleasures, praise the sound of popping corks,
Where the orchestra is playing to the rattle of the forks,
And your after-opera dinner you may think superbly fine,
But that can’t compare, I’m certain, to the joy that’s always mine -
5. Father
Famous Poem
My father knows the proper way
The nation should be run;
He tells us children every day
Just what should now be done. -
6. The Good Little Boy
Famous Poem
Once there was a boy who never
Tore his clothes, or hardly ever,
Never made his sister mad,
Never whipped fer bein' bad, -
7. Recipe For The Perfect Family
You will need:
1 large house
3-6 people, depending on how long you want to wait for it to be done
3 cups of petsFeatured Shared StorySooo sweet. I was looking for one to put into a surprise recipe book for my mom's birthday! :D
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8. The Dishes Are Done
Well, the dishes are done,
There's nothing in the sink.
So I think I'll sit,
And pour myself a drink.Featured Shared StoryCouldn't help but lol when I read this. I can relate to it even though I am a woman !
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9. Best Of Brands
Get that nit comb through those strands,
This lice lotion best of brands,
Nought point nought between the prongs,
Not short hair, but two foot long.Featured Shared StoryThis one reminded me of my 3 year old this year. We had to cut her hair and she was as mad as mad could be. She didn't talk to me for 2 days after it. But we got it out and she hasn't had any...
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