Funny Family Poems

Funny Family Poems

Humor is the bedrock of healthy relationship. Humor it a tool we can use to let off steam when things get too heavy. If we cannot laugh at ourselves, life will become a tedious and stifling experience. Family life is difficult, there is no doubt about it. In order to stick with family through hard times it is important to be able to laugh at ourselves. Laughing helps get through arguments, sadness and all kinds of hardships. Take the time to poke fun at yourselves and you will feel the burden on your shoulders lighten considerably.

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  1. Grandma's On The Dancefloor

    Grandma Enjoying A Wedding Party

    Grandma's on the dancefloor
    Shaking what she's got.
    If it don't shake, it wobbles,
    And boy, does it wobble a lot.

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  3. Midnight In The Pantry

    You can boast your round of pleasures, praise the sound of popping corks,
    Where the orchestra is playing to the rattle of the forks,
    And your after-opera dinner you may think superbly fine,
    But that can’t compare, I’m certain, to the joy that’s always mine

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  4. The Good Little Boy

    Once there was a boy who never
    Tore his clothes, or hardly ever,
    Never made his sister mad,
    Never whipped fer bein' bad,

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  6. Father

    My father knows the proper way
    The nation should be run;
    He tells us children every day
    Just what should now be done.

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  7. Happy Birthday, Sister

    • By Anushka Sharma
    • Published: October 2016
    Funny Birthday Wishes For Older Sister

    Once a year we celebrate
    with stupid hats and plastic plates
    the fact that you were able to make
    another trip around the state.

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  8. Siblings Forever

    • By Karen
    • Published: May 2014
    Poem About Growing Up in a Big Family

    All snuggled up together, feeling the warmth and comfort of each other in the big bed.
    The trust and love of brothers and sisters without ever needing to be said.
    Fights and name calling, having fun and playing silly games, keeping each other's secrets and acting out school on rainy days.
    Being in trouble with Mom and Dad telling tales and feeling sad....

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    As a big sister, I always have to do all the things that my mom and dad tell me. I am the example. My brothers have been in my life for 6 years. I want them to know that you guys were there...

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  10. I'll Love You Even If You're Old

    Funny Poem About Dad Getting Older

    Dear dad, you're going moldy
    and your expiration day is soon
    I had a dream about how you'd die
    on a dark and cold afternoon

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    My poor dad!!!! ;-) I'm thinking about giving this to him!!!! lol Thanks for all your good poems!!!!

  11. Best Of Brands

    • By Nicola Hanney
    • Published: March 2012
    Poem About Lice

    Get that nit comb through those strands,
    This lice lotion best of brands,
    Nought point nought between the prongs,
    Not short hair, but two foot long....

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    This one reminded me of my 3 year old this year. We had to cut her hair and she was as mad as mad could be. She didn't talk to me for 2 days after it. But we got it out and she hasn't had any...

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  12. Caravan Holiday

    • By Tracet Watson
    • Published: November 2010
    Poem About Traveling To Vacation

    "Are we there yet?" I asked my Dad as we towed the caravan.
    "Not just yet," he replied... he was driving like my Nan.
    You see, it's a slow job towing this thing
    stuck behind the car, ...

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  13. My Extended Dear Family

    • By Virama Ekanayaka
    • Published: November 2010
    Poem Making Fun Of Aunts

    I have an extended family as large as large can be
    Many aunts and uncles and cousins are in plenty
    So if you have got some popcorn then pray sit up tightly
    For I'm about to unfold the story of my extended dear family...

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