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  1. The Benefits Of Exercise

    Funny Poem About The Difficulty Of Losing Weight

    All my life I've been extra large, plus
    I'm known as a very large fellow.
    I would easily pass as a school district bus
    If somebody painted me yellow.

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  3. A Thing About Hair!

    Funny Poem About Growing Too Much Hair

    I've looked all over, but I don't know where
    I got stuck with all this hair.
    Some hair's where there once was none!
    I must have more than anyone!

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  4. Fecal Farm

    My horse is there in front of me
    Clip-cloppin' down the road.
    He stops and flips his tail straight up
    And drops another load....

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  6. Spring Is Just Okay

    • By Phil Cornish
    • Published: May 2014
    Funny Poem About Allergies

    Spring has sprung, the time has come, for the greening of the trees
    A time of change, renewal and growth for my allergies
    Like everything else in this great world, Spring has its pluses and minuses
    But its features are quite singular when it comes to my poor sinuses...

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  7. Mary Had A Little Lamb

    Mary had a little lamb
    And a baked potato.
    Mary had a salad too,
    Of lettuce and tomato....

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  8. Cookie Monster

    There is a Monster
    Lurking inside our House
    Causing a Disaster
    Eating all our Cookies...

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  10. Writing Utensil

    I marvel my pencil.
    My special, long, wooden utensil.
    I just can't keep my hands from it.
    I got him from a friend, and we've been inseparable since....

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  11. Problem On The Holidays

    • By Fatmonkey496
    • Published: November 2009

    On New Year's Day my cat ran away
    For Valentine's Day, no girls mould be mine
    On St. Patty's day I got pinched by some laddys
    On Easter I lost all my eggs to an old geezer...

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  12. The Petting Chair

    • By Cathy A. Denton
    • Published: October 2008

    There is a place where people repair
    That's oft sat upon without much fanfare
    Now in our house it's turned us to despair
    We now call it The Petting Chair....

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